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 Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:23 pm
supergalkate Though It's too late, I have one: a brunette, a red head, and a blonde rob a bank, while running away from the police they run into an alley and find that its a dead end, while to hide from the police the brunette jumps into a box, the redhead jumps into a trashcan, and the blonde jumps into a potato sack, when the police reach the alley they look around and kick the box so the brunette goes "woof" and they think its a dog and move on, then they kick the trash can and the redhead goes "meow" and they think its a cat and move on, then they kick the potato sack and the blonde goes "POOOTAAAATOOOO" oh i love that one! if it were in the contest, i would vote for it!
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:19 am
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
Bartender: What can i get you?
Duck: You have any grapes?
B: No
D: OK
The duck then walks out. Then next day he cames back and the same thing happens
D: You have any grapes
B: Nope
D: OK
The same thing happens again the next day
D: You have any grapes
By now the bartender is furiouse
B: If you come in here asking for grapes again im going to nail your beak to the bar
The duck then leaves. The next day the duck comes in again
D: You have any nails?
B: Nope
D You have any grapes?
domokun
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:48 am
This is my joke:
around my house, I get screamed at so much, that I'm pretty sure my name is "Jesus Christ!", and my sister gets screamed at so much that she can't tell if she's Sammy or "Dammit!". one day, I was out playing in the rain, and my father screamed, "Dammit, son you get in here"! so I said, "But dad, I'm not Dammit, I'm Jesus Christ"! right after that I got the worst beating of my life!
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:52 am
Three guys died and went to heaven. the first guy told the rest that heaven was big, so they would need a house and a car. the type of house and car you would get depended on how faithful you were to your wife. the first guy had never cheated on his wife, so he got a mansion and a corvette. the next day, he saw his wife in a cardboard box and holding a skateboard.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:55 am
why did the dinosaur cross the road.............because the chicken had not evolved yet
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:23 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:25 am
A plane crashes over the Amazon Rainforest. 11 Blondes and 1 Brunette survive, but they are hanging from a rope that will soon break. One of them has to jump, or they all die. The brunette decides that she will let the blondes all live, because she knows they are great friends and will be devastated if one dies. She tells them, "I will sacrifice myself so that you may live."
All the blondes are so touched, they begin to clap.....
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:13 pm
If you are ok with racist jokes keep reading
How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?You put velcro on the celing.
How do you get him down?you tell the Mexican family next door there's a pinata party
3 animals walk into a ice cream parlor
Squirrel:I don't know what i am
Skunk:your brown,furry tail,and you run up trees you obviously a squirrel
Bunny:I don't know what I am am
Skunk:your white,you have floppy ears and a puffy tail your obviously a bunny
Skunk:Now I don't know what I am
Bunny:I heard about you people before your part white part black and you smell really bad i think your a Mexican
What do you call a black guy swimming? Oil spill
A white guy rolls down a hill what do you call it?Avalanche
A black guy rolls down a hill what do you call it?Mud slide
Mexicans roll down a hill what do you call 'em?JAIL BREAK!
A jew and a black jump of a building who hits the ground first? WHO CARES!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:17 pm
There were three boys, Shut Up, Manner, and Trouble, and they were playing hide and seek and trouble got lost so manners and Shut Up went to the police station and the police man asked the boy what his name was and he said Shut Up, then the police man asked again, and he replied the same way again and again, finally the police man said boy wear are your Manners, and the boy spoke truthfuly and said in the car, then the police man said boy are you looking for Trouble, and again the boy spoke truthfully and replied yes!!!!
yes lol!
I Will vote for..............
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:18 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:41 am
these are all amateur jokes, wow...
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:09 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:31 am
This is my joke:
One day, There is a boy named Pedro is on his school,their subject today is English and tomorrow is there orientation. Pedro isn't good in English so he look for her parents but his parents are busy so he just watch a movie "Superman". He noticed a word "SUPERMAN" so he remembered it. His father called him and said buy a car for him so Pedro go to the car shop and buy a car worth of 1million php. He noticed again a word "1million" so he remember it. The money that Pedro holding was gone and he look at the trash can and he notice a word "TRASH CAN" and remembered it. After he buy a car he used it and gone to McDonald, but as he go to McDonald, he noticed an army that was saying: "SIR YES SIR". He remembered that word and go to McDonald. After he ates the food that he ordered, he saw a word "DELICIOUS" on the food container and remembered the word. Now, he is at home and reading his books and saw a sayings of Gen. MacArthur that says: "I SHALL RETURN" and remembered it. After that day was his orientation and he was not ready, but he remember the words that he noticed yesterday.His teacher calls him and says: Pedro your the first to describe yourself. Pedro stand up and his teacher ask him about his life:
Teacher razz edro, what is your name?
Pedro:My name is "Superman".
Teacher:How old are you?
Pedro:"1million".
Teacher:Where did you lived?
Pedro:In the "Trash Can"
The teacher was a bit angry about what did Pedro says so the teacher punish him.
Teacher razz edro run about 1km far from the school now!
Pedro:Sir yes sir!
The teacher is very angry now and spank him.
Teacher:Gggrrr...
Pedro:"Delicious"
Teacher razz edro go out now!
Pedro:"I shall return"
^^) icon_biggrin.gif
I hope I win sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:41 am
gx_crystal This is my joke: One day, There is a boy named Pedro is on his school,their subject today is English and tomorrow is there orientation. Pedro isn't good in English so he look for her parents but his parents are busy so he just watch a movie "Superman". He noticed a word "SUPERMAN" so he remembered it. His father called him and said buy a car for him so Pedro go to the car shop and buy a car worth of 1million php. He noticed again a word "1million" so he remember it. The money that Pedro holding was gone and he look at the trash can and he notice a word "TRASH CAN" and remembered it. After he buy a car he used it and gone to McDonald, but as he go to McDonald, he noticed an army that was saying: "SIR YES SIR". He remembered that word and go to McDonald. After he ates the food that he ordered, he saw a word "DELICIOUS" on the food container and remembered the word. Now, he is at home and reading his books and saw a sayings of Gen. MacArthur that says: "I SHALL RETURN" and remembered it. After that day was his orientation and he was not ready, but he remember the words that he noticed yesterday.His teacher calls him and says: Pedro your the first to describe yourself. Pedro stand up and his teacher ask him about his life: Teacher razz edro, what is your name? Pedro:My name is "Superman". Teacher:How old are you? Pedro:"1million". Teacher:Where did you lived? Pedro:In the "Trash Can" The teacher was a bit angry about what did Pedro says so the teacher punish him. Teacher razz edro run about 1km far from the school now! Pedro:Sir yes sir! The teacher is very angry now and spank him. Teacher:Gggrrr... Pedro:"Delicious" Teacher razz edro go out now! Pedro:"I shall return" ^^) icon_biggrin.gif I hope I win sweatdrop i heard this joke before from 1 of my friends. and ur pinoy aren't u.
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