The Corrupt Wish Game

[Black Dragon Disciple]

You find some, but they are rotten

I wish I had some ice cream  

[Bedaizled]

BUT unfortunately for you it's the middle of the summer in Arizona and you dose off, not even noticing that the ice cream has melted all over you. You try to wipe it off, but it just ends up making a big stain on the front of your pants...that will

NEVER

COME

OUT!!!!

I wish I had a boyfriend.

 

[Morwen Vipertooth]

alright, but you later discover he only asked you out cause he's a moron and thought your hair was made of chocolate.

I wish boys weren't so dumb (not meaning to offend, I have guy problems)  

[Mordred kaides]

ok but now they are so smart that it's impossible to have a decent conversation

I wish I had my guitar with me  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

alright but it is missing two strings.

I wish I wasn't so tired.  

[Mordred kaides]

(two strings less wouldn't stop me from playing it biggrin ) ok now your sow hyperactive that you run ot of reath and die.

I wish I could hear what people where thinking.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

alright but they are all thinking that they hate you!

I wish I could go to international night tonight.  

[Mordred kaides]

ok you can go, but when you get there it got cancelled

I wish our Informatice project would hurry up and finnish itself.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

alright but it sucks and you fail.

I wish there weren't only like two people posting here!  

[Mordred kaides]

your wish has come true now your the only one

I wish I had 600Euro  

[Wirai]

Granted. But now that currency is not used.

I wish I didn't have Bell's Palsy.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok but you spontaneously explode right after you get rid of it.

I wish it wasn't raining.  

[Mordred kaides]

ok now it's snowing so bad that you are stuck in your house.

I wish I didn't need to sleep  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

alright but in the middle of the night when you are awake, assassins from the sand man come and you engage in MORTAL COMBAT and lose.

I wish my trees weren't about to fall on my house  

[Mordred kaides]

okay now they have fallen on your house,

I wish evryone could post even when not on a pc so activety would go way up