What is the DUMBEST thing a teacher has done???

[Belladonna Gallows]

1st grade, the second grade was on the second floor.
The first floor was always crowded like woah after school, so my friends and I would cut through the second, and then get out at the stair exit.
Some b***h teacher grabbed me by the arms one day, bruised in the shape of her hands, and nearly threw me down the stairs.
My mother came into class the next day, cursed her out, then told her if she ever touched me again, my mother would shove a knife up her a**.
A promise, not a threat.

The next year, I had a certain b***h teacher for second grade. .
She was really nice.
whee  

[iheartkitties3]

in 5th grade i had the worst teacher that so many ppl hated
he put our assignments on the top of his computer and normally they'd get stacked so high they'd fall off he claims that he gets them all but one reading assignment that i know i did cuz i stayed after class to finish it and he was there too i finished it gave it too him and it was due the next day and the f-er left it on his computer it fell back and so he didn't get it then i had to re-do it and got 10pts takin away  

[September Element]

i hate when teachers will randomly call on you in class and ask you a question you don't know or understand then they yell at you.  

[Tomboy1334]

well,wen i was in 4th grade,my teacher made me go to summer school  

[T i f a]

I hated my 5th grade teacher. There was this one girl that I couldn't stand because she was spreading rumors about me, and the teacher stuck us in the same cabin at 5th grade camp. Not only that, but she always sided with the other girl, even though teachers are supposed to be "neutral." stare

 

[Tyler Marshall]

My one teacher is an idiot and doesn't know how to teach. Another teacher I have is a lesbian lol scarry  

[saNdAnGelxox]

Well in 7th grade my History teacher was showing us images on google for some historical thing and it was being projected on the roll down screen then by accident she clicked on porn! She jumped to the screen and covered it. She was like "You didn't see ANYTHING!" Haha she was one of my favorite teachers.


I also had this substitute in 4th grade who called this boy in my class retarded and he started saying this other kid was fat. He even carried around a yard stick and started slapping it against his palm like he was going to take a swing at somebody. We all went to gym class and our gym teacher took us the the classroom door and we spied on him through the little glass window. He got fired the next day *Chyaa!* My teacher apologized so much for leaving us with that dude.
 

[Paramore_Flyleaf]

last year i had a teacher give me a project that took me a week to finish and the night before it was due she changed her mind on how she wanted it to look so we all had to start over . . . . dumbest thing ever  

[Anime_Chick25]

Well my story is pretty weird....this was a 9th grade health class....our teacher turned on one of her videos about health....and she walked out of the room because someone had called her cell phone. Suddenly out of nowhere the harmless health video goes into static and switches to porn.....after our teacher walked back in she had to run to the TV (tripping on the way) turning it off in the funniest manner. After which she said "My husband gets lonely sometimes and borrows my tapes.....and now I know for what"

I swear.....the damage was made to everyone in that class sweatdrop  

[Anime_Chick25]

Paramore_Flyleaf

last year i had a teacher give me a project that took me a week to finish and the night before it was due she changed her mind on how she wanted it to look so we all had to start over . . . . dumbest thing ever

oh wow, I hate it when teachers do that xp  

[leixea]

There is this weird teacher in my old school. She claims she met Led Zepplin and Ozzy Osbourne. Here are some of the funny things she has said:

1.) The Romans all had orgies with statues.
2.) I had to dump my ex-husband because he was a bum.
3.) In college, I had sex a lot.
4.) Sometimes there are crickets in my house, so I spray them with hairspray. They are usually making noise to attract women, and they can't get any. So, I might as well spray them with hairspray so they'll have nice hair and smell good.


I use to love being in her class. rofl She'd say something random everyday.  

[Duchess Dill]

I once had this teacher who used to make fun of my surname. Stupid cow. ><
She left though, because she was only a substitute. Damn I hated her.

Another teacher didn't know anything about Science, yet she had to teach us it. She always asked my friend for the answer. She also wore bright green or orange shoes xD

 

[loveeandpeacee]

Once, a friend of mine asked the current substiute to tell us a funny story... and he told us about how he subbed for this gym class once.. and a kid died in his arms. And he said it all in a serious voice, like he was lecturing us. At the end, he went, "Life. Is. Not. Funny."

...ftw? We laugh about it now. But that guy was a serious jerk. =_=

Another teacher that I had in sixth grade lost a pretty great paper that I had... also, she called me 'Miss O'Neil' once. (I looked around and then asked my friend if the teacher was talking to me. xD)

My eighth grade English teacher... gah. Don't even get me started. Other people liked him. But he always picked and chose when he wanted to be nice to me or not. I even had a mean nickname for him.. >3
But he seriously told me once, in front of a bunch of people, that kids had come to him complaining about me and that I needed to be nicer and crap. ...uh, excuse me? Yeah, if he needed to talk to me, it should have been one-on-one, not in front of a ton of people. ((The person who I had been 'bossing around' was a good friend of mine, and he even tried to defend me because he admitted that he really wasn't where he should have been.. <3 Luff him.)) But the teacher was a jerk.


..have more stories... jsut can't think right now.
:3

 

[liber-kine]

triped on an electrical cord and fell down in class and flashed her thong to everyone good thing she was a hot youg teacher married though =[ ( xd )  

[Kuromi Charm]

A teacher once called me Louisiana. Don't even ask. gonk