Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[iciegirl194]

because she melted my gold trophies and made her boots out of them  

[MeredithAngeline]

I just couldn't get past those eyes!...  

[Ren-wuvs-you]

Kept wearing that hat  

[Malevolent Seduction]

her fish tank disgusted me.  

[drummergirl1994]

i would divorce the person above me because he looks like a hobo...lol  

[iciegirl194]

because you don't like hobos!!!!!!!!! eek  

[MomoMayhem]

because she a stranger duh and afair  

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

i kept choking on the petals and the whole girl thing  

[Jellymancer]

Her wings poked me in the eyes X.O See what you did!!!  

[44hrygydi]

She kept leaving trails of water all over the place.  

[Jellymancer]

You were too much of a clean freak.  

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

once i got rid of my wings for her she stabbed the dog with her hair  

[R0cknR0b]

She keeps making sounds with her drum  

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

He wouldn't tell me why he was yellow  

[44hrygydi]

Never saw her at home.