The Corrupt Wish Game

[3rdDealer]

granted

but it became so noisy in ur head eventually then you died biggrin

i wish i had the panda plushie x_x  

[mathwl1020]

Granted!
but the panda plushie got possesed by demons and killed you and your entire family

I wish that it would rain tomorrow  

[3rdDealer]

wish not granted! bwahahaha

the panda plushie killed meeh x_x

i wish i had a coco kitty plushie that CANNOT harm me!  

[mathwl1020]

wish granted, but the plushie got struck by a meteor while in your hands, destroying the plushie and ripping off your arms and legs

seriously, you could have done anything with my rain wish

i wish that I could get an ancient katana for free  

[0Reika0]

granted, but because you're not good at using it you accidentally killed yourself.

i wish i had something to eat now  

[mathwl1020]

wish granted, but the food was made so fast that it wasn't cooked all the way and you died of food poisoning

I wish I could become a centaur  

[soreanna_19]

granted, but you're taken away by the government and they dissect you for scientific purposes.

i wish i wasn't an insomniac.  

[PsychWardPanda]

granted but now you are in a coma and can't wake up D:

I wish I could be the crazy cat lady on the street who chainsmokes and yells at kids :3  

[aliasJaneDoe]

I wish that it would rain tomorrow

Granted. But it keeps raining and then there's a huge flood, and everyone finds out that it was your wish that make it happen so a mob runs you out of town.

And to the old lady wish;

Granted. But you live in a house alone with 269 cats, and only one litter box! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
*coughs* ... Sorry....

I wish that there was no pollution here. It's so disgusting.  

[mathwl1020]

wish granted, but its so unpolluted that aliens see our planet and they decide to take over, destroying all of humanity in the process

I wish I had $1million  

[Wirai]

Granted, but the currency of choice has now changed.

I wish I had a new hair brush.

 

[natsumi88 as Gracia]

Wish granted but price is ur hair will be entangled by the hair brush forever.

I wish I'm a werefox in one of the MMORPG game, Perfect World.  

[hunter-the wanderer]

wish granted you get stuck in fox form and hunted down by hounds

i wish a nuke would go off in washington D.C. and start a nuclear war  

[Wirai]

Granted, but its a nuke set off by the super intelligent pigeons living there, s they go to war with the rats. The nuclear fallout is only enough to cause people to have mild nausea, in turn making them exterminate all rodent life in D.C. Good game.

I wish I could die. D=  

[natsumi88 as Gracia]

Wish granted but even u tried to die several times, u still could resurrested several times.

I wish I could wear Lolita maid outfit in Akihabara.