~*~ ICU Chatterbox ~*~

[xiiao-ai]

XD
Penises on steroids.

Purest-kun is worth 3.25 mill?
O<
-hates him moar-

..
-gets in cupboard with Purest-
ninja

 

[t0shi0]

So those p***s enlargement e-mails do work?

OO:

 

[Minielf]

t0shi0

So those p***s enlargement e-mails do work?

OO:

Oh really, do you actually believe in those ads? rolleyes

Sapphire: Well, foot long penises have been known to exist. I've heard that Black males are renowned for their huge penises. And I'd read about some male porn stars like Ron Jeremy who have absolutely enormous schlongs. But most of them I bet were naturally like that. p***s enlargement is actually a really disgusting procedure, and it has a 90% failure rate. They don't so much enlarge it as they stretch the actual skin of the p***s until it's longer than normal and that usually makes normal weeing a tad bit difficult...Ick, I realize I've said too much, and gone way over into 18+ territory. You and Tosh are underage after all. ninja  

[soumakisa]

wow.. elfy knows so much abt p***s enlargement... D:  

[` T a p i o c a `]

Mini.

I seriously didn't wanna know what happens during a p***s enlargement >.>

 

[t0shi0]

rofl

Perhaps Elfy has tried?

-winkity wink wink-

 

[Minielf]

You think I'd want to subject myself to excruciating pain for my entire life? stare Anyway, I don't give a damn if my p***s is small. I'm happy with how I am. I only know about the entire process because I read a lot about them. ninja  

[soumakisa]

kekeke... minelf was interested in a p***s enlarger.. =X  

[xiiao-ai]

o:
He added a ninja at the end.
Perhaps he has a p***s enlargement fetish?

For a moment, I thought Kisa's sn was purple.
D:

 

[Minielf]

No I was never interested in a p***s enlargement. It was just my bad luck that I've been flooded with millions of p***s enlargement spam ads, some of which have explicitly explained how the process goes. sweatdrop  

[` T a p i o c a `]

I got p***s enlargement e-mails before

None of em ever explained about the p***s enlargements.

Thank god.

 

[t0shi0]

Elfy gets so defensive.

;D

Which leads us to believe that he's hiding something.

 

[` T a p i o c a `]

Is Mini planning to use the p***s enlargement thingy when he does give a damn? =O


BTW I'll be DEFINITELY offline from Gaia and the internetz until Saturday.

I'm off to Paris pirate

And Disneyland on Friday ^^ <3

Bad thing about it is that I'm going by coach and ferry...it takes more than 9 hours to get to the hotel near Paris from England >.>;;;

I have to sit in the coach for 4 hours in France according to the itinerary Dx

We do nothing special tomorrow, we spend a whole day travelling to France @.@

 

[xiiao-ai]

I've gotten some before.
I never read them.
:/

-nodnod-
Perhaps Mini is too embarrased to admit that he secretly wants his p***s enlarged?

Bye Sapphire~

 

[t0shi0]

Bah. Have fun. =3=;;

Elfy. : D

Come inside the closet.

I'll show you how you fair up against the other guys I've slept with.