Gundam: Anathema's Followers (Accepting Profiles)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Matt. I'm talking to you."

"'Caaauuuse I like you."  

[Zahzi]

Matt just gave a grunt.

"Aaaand you're spoken for."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Maaaaatttt. Pay attention to meeee~"

"...Not as a Baron, I'm not."  

[Zahzi]

"Whhhyyy?"

"Don't you have an old man to keep from dying?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Because I said so. Now stop being a brat and face me."

"He's fine... Probably..."  

[Zahzi]

"..Any other reason?"

"Just go."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Because if you don't, I'll tell my Dad why you really hated me."

"Heeee's fiiiiiiiiine."  

[Zahzi]

"Oh RIGHT. Like he isn't going to kill me later, anyway..."

Another feral growl...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"He won't if you act NICE."

"Why are you growling, sweetie?"  

[Zahzi]

"STILL gonna kill me..."

"BECAUSE I CAN'T BE LEFT ALONE!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Not if I get Mom to stop him."

"Shall I go dispose of your annoyance?"  

[Zahzi]

"And that's what we call a VARIABLE..."

"So far, YOU'RE the only one."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"When the ******** did we start doing math?"

"..........Oh.........."  

[Zahzi]

"Back when I was fully convinced I was the sole reason you got captured and counted my days..."

"Oh what now!?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Do you have to be so depressing?"

"Nothing... Nothing.." Lady sighed, walking away.