What could ruin Resident Evil?

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Is that the issue with a mini strategy guide of RE3 at the end of it?  

[King of Paradise]

I don't know, but I do have one with the mini strategy guide for 2 in it!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Okay, so it's a different one. I had one with a mini strategy guide of 3 in the back of it. Not that I needed it. ninja  

[King of Paradise]

I dunno, I don't think +30 times is enough. I think you still need help with it xd God knows I do.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yes, I need help. Need help spending all my ammo!  

[King of Paradise]

Tip: Use it all on the optional helicopter boss battle. Take that damn Russian b*****d down before he gets away! No offense...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Umm... It takes me 6 magnum bullets... So where do the rest go?  

[King of Paradise]

The damn remains, where else? I don't care if you can't see the flaming debris from the crash! Shoot out the window, his corpse will get the message!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

But it's no fun if he's not twitching anymore.  

[King of Paradise]

Inject him with the T-Virus! You're in a city infested with zombies, I'm sure you can find one nearby and chuck it out the window for the consummation and rejuvenation to begin! Then have your chance to waste him again. After that...Make the ad with Jill's tombstone come true mwuhahaha1  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

But he burned in the helicopter. Burnt corpses can't reanimate.  

[King of Paradise]

Gah! then go down there, squat on the ashes, and take a nice, long, well deserved piss! Then waste your ammo shooting at the mysterious face on the moon!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wow, now I'll never get the image of Jill squating to squeeze a lemon on Nicholai's charred remains out of my head. >.< Thanks a lot!  

[King of Paradise]

Hahahahahaha, anytime, anytime!  

[Belbecat]

...yeah that last part shorted out a couple of fuses up in my brain lol