Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[TheFrostMonster]

because she always wanted to clean the house (it was a mansion eek )  

[Ren-wuvs-you]

Because he had daddy issues  

[existolode]

I didn't want to corrupt her.  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

those damn daisy dukes  

[Jellymancer]

I always thought her eyepatch was creepy...  

[Malevolent Seduction]

she looked like a guy when i first met her.  

[existolode]

I was apprehensive around her while she carried that hammer with spikes around it.  

[Malevolent Seduction]

he raped my bird. scream  

[Jellymancer]

male foxes wanted to have sex wif you  

[Malevolent Seduction]

my friends thought she was homo  

[FairieCorpse624]

She stole my best friends bird. >.<

 

[Jellymancer]

your shadow tried to rape me  

[R0cknR0b]

Her Rainbow was 2 bright! *is blind*  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

his skin was always an odd color  

[R0cknR0b]

her kitty tried to kill me!!! *comes out in tatters and having blood on yellow skin* I hav freakin yellow fever!!!