Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[NotteRequiem]

gonk gonk


I'm Itlalian!!! ITALIAN!!! Not Greek...

We have James Purefoy cool beat that.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

He only PLAYED an Italian in a miniseries. That doesn't actually make him an Italian.
Besides, the Greeks have Kevin Sorbo.  

[REaceofclubs]

So many mod wars in this guild. It's great. I can't side with Bio because he doesn't know the Oedipus myth. Unless he can give an acceptable reason... (I'm not really sure if there is one...)  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Umm... The Canadian education system sucks when it comes to Greek Mythology?
But hey, whatever, I don't need you to side with me. I can fight this war on my own. Go back to Charlie.  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

He's a f**, work for me.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Wait, who?  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

If you were referring to Canas with the Charlie thing, him. If you weren't, forget that I said it.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yes, I was. But I don't think Canas would like you saying that about him.  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

So?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

So isn't that, like, flaming?  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Nah, it's recruiting.

I wasn't being all that serious, just to let you know. I figured that the situation would show that, but I guess this goes along with the whole "you can't hear tone online" thing.  

[REaceofclubs]

Decent reason. Good point. And I love Charlie McLovin' so I WILL stay on his side thank you very much.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yes, such is the curse of typing. And it doesn't seem like they're doing anything to advance the technology to convey tone.  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

I guess we'll just have to wait until it's all VR, like in Futurama.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

REaceofclubs

Decent reason. Good point. And I love Charlie McLovin' so I WILL stay on his side thank you very much.

But be aware, that in the great Mod war, Charlie McLovin will probably be the first one to be crushed by my awesome power.