Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

he doesn't know that yellow fever only makes your eyes yellow  

[Malevolent Seduction]

cuz she knows more than i do.  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

cause she never donates to her poor best friend sad
*nudges* hint hint  

[existolode]

Because she indirectly asks for donations.  

[R0cknR0b]

She's richer  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

is that a cigarette in your mouth!!!!!
ps. officer, its a joke, im no begger :S  

[44hrygydi]

I know it was a joke, Maelinna. :] (I'm Officer Gigolo)

Her cat loses too much cat hair.  

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

She followed me just incase any feathers come off my dress and found out about my affair he is hot!!  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

her dress was.. well FLUFFY!!!

Thanks Illusive ;}  

[Malevolent Seduction]

she doesnt know how i just lost 50k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

OMG D3mon WHAT HAPPENED.. ohh sorry, off topic... she she made that horrid face!  

[koolay0]

because she has an eyepatch of rawrsomeness and i dont  

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

He freaked out when my scarf slapped him....better it than me  

[StarGoddessSiren]

cause she wouldn't let me see her face.....  

[Malevolent Seduction]

cuz she was too hot for me.