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A list of things or facts that just come naturally to us in pokemon but seem wrong in real life.

1) If you see a house in the middle of nowhere, it is always a good idea to go inside and check it out because chances are they will give you stuff or heal you.
2) Always pick up random berries and feed them to your pets.
3) If you find a wild animal you have never seen before, it is a great idea to catch it and carry it around with you.
4) If you spray your pets with a strange chemical, they will magically heal.
5) Animal fighting is the social norm.
6) Betting on animal fights is the only way to make money in life.
7) You leave home for good at age ten to travel the wilderness.
cool If someone tells you to follow them because they have something to show you, even if you don't know the person it is a good idea to listen to them.
9) When arriving in a new town or city, always snoop around every house because the inhabitants will most likely be very welcoming and give you something.
10) Gangs wear uniforms
11) Ghosts DO exist!
12) You can only be a professor if you are named after a tree
13) The best method of transportation in water is riding your pet fish.
14) The best method of transportation in general is flying on your pet bird.
15) All animals lay eggs
16) Animals of different species can have eggs together
17) You can only run if you are wearing the appropriate footwear.
1 cool People just give you bikes because they think it will promote their buisness
19) All nurses look the same.
20) Evolution takes a grand total of bout 30 seconds
21) Ten year olds are the only hope that the world has.
22) Eating is overrated.
23) If you are fat, you are probably a hiker
24) No one needs last names
25) If you leave your animals with certain people for a few days they come back stronger (Who knows what they do to them in there...)
26) When you see a trash bin, always look through it just to make sure someone didn't accidentally throw out a great ball or potion.
27) If it's easier, which it most likely is, just machete a few trees down to get to where you are going.
2 cool Presidents of big corporations will ask you to deliver items to agents on the other side of the country, instead of mailing them.
29) Bad guys always tell you what their evil plot is and give you keys to important rooms.
30) Locking doors are uncommon and unnecessary.
31) Gangs like head quarters that anyone can fine and infiltrate.
32) Buildings are always bigger on the inside.
33) Each town has one color...and one color only (if you are confused...go play yellow)
34) Animals can be transported via email.
35) The universe is ruled by ultimately powerful, omniscient beings...that can be captured with an item bought at a pharmacy for ¥200...
36) You never have to go to the bathroom. Ever.
37)a rope in the middle of a bottomless cave is the best way to escape
3 cool Scientists never actually do anything, they instead enlist ten year old children to do there work for them while they sit in their office and tell their child laborers they need to work harder.
39) if you walk within a stranger's feld of vision, they WILL bump into you and command you to fight
40) As a child, you are given animals with elemental powers that could easily kill and/or maim. And you are encouraged to allow them to fight without any thought of the trainers safety.
41) Strangely, when all your pets are defeated, some E.T. s**t happens and you blackout as welll...(Beautifully worded by Brandon Merkel, i just had to preserve its sanctity.)
42) The universe was created by something that looks like a llama. (ie. every religion is wrong! Nah I am actually jewish...dont be offended...)
43) If your bag gets to heavy, just stuff some items into your PC.
44) You can essentially put anything in your backpack - A bicycle, a fishing rod, a berry
pot, an apricot blender, bags of fertilizer, and plenty of balls.
45) Sandstorms are only dangerous if you aren't wearing goggles.
46) You can get cellphone reception deep underground.
47)It's okay to leave piles and trails of fainted animals in the water/grass/etc. They practically clog the streets by now.
4 cool Your pet can light up a cave because it has enough bioluminescence to make an entire cave visible
49)when walking through caves or grasses it is a guarantee you will be attacked by multiple animals and creatures
50) if your huge pet is in a coma, then play a flute and it will magically wake up
51) TELEPORTATION IS POSSIBLE
52)forcing round discs known as HMs and TMs down animals throats teaches them tricks