Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[koolay0]

cause Your Face Was Stuck Like That Ever Since Our Marriage.....
It Was Just Too Creepy To Sleep With You Or Even Spend The Honeymoon With You xD  

[Malevolent Seduction]

he didnt understand that its the inside that counts crying  

[TheFrostMonster]

her bird stoled my car keys  

[Malevolent Seduction]

he used the money to buy tattoos on his arms.  

[TheKyliebear]

her bird was always dropping twigs all over the house talk2hand  

[The Lucent Prince]

Umm............ because she wouldn't do everything I told her to do.  

[koolay0]

cause the Bum wont share his pillow with me DX  

[44hrygydi]

Because.... his black rose made me bleed.  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

she killed the sun  

[R0cknR0b]

his beasts violated me...  

[Ninja_Cookie_Chan]

When i finally saw his face i had a stroke... my mom got a restraining order for me  

[44hrygydi]

Whoa. That was pretty drastic. His face must be something else.

I divorced her because ... -looks at siggy-... she never gave a damn. x]  

[Shamkjhffdsdf]

cause she was sleeping when i have to stay awake  

[TheBestKindOfMad]

Because That's not a flower, it's a systematic killing machine. eek  

[eleanne]

They're so suspicious they were finding out my secrets. ninja