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 Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:57 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:00 pm
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Durithill the Black Blade
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:01 pm
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:03 pm
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Durithill the Black Blade
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:05 pm
Hey guy, So I just got out of my history test, help me pray I passed.
My computer is also brain dead, and with my tech guy. But I don't know when I'll be getting it back, so I'm using a friend's computer to ask you all, NOT TO LEAVE ME IN THE DUST!!! Please I'm beggin here! I hope I see you all soon
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:06 pm
Chuck Norris sounds like an arrogant a** to me. Sorry.
*on to more important things*
And I hope you pass Hiraru!! And get your comp fixed!
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UkyoKuonji2004 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:06 pm
Kay, Hiraru. Miss you already!
Chuck Norris once painted his house read by throwing a new born baby at it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:08 pm
The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on games of dodgeball from Chuck's Childhood.
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Durithill the Black Blade
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:09 pm
Hope you passed, Hiraru!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:09 pm
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UkyoKuonji2004 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:10 pm
Ukyo diesn't like Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:13 pm
Chuck Norris has built a better Moustrap. Everyone's too afraid to beat a path to his Door.
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UkyoKuonji2004 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:13 pm
How can I like them? This guy is worse than Rambo (or Jarek on his better days. You'll understand Fanatic). If he's any bit as arrogant as what I'm imagining him to be, then my view of the whole lot of you just crashed through the floor.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:14 pm
Chuck Norris didn't make these jokes, you know.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Durithill the Black Blade
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:14 pm
People make jokes about him cause he was a badass in Walker: Texas Ranger, so he has to be some kind of badass Himself.
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