Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[REaceofclubs]

Oh it went away the very second George Bush took over my country*. But I brought it back.
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*When Bush became president there was a great loss of American sex appeal for two main reasons. Firstly, Bill Clinton, was no longer president. This insured that US Sex Appeal would drop a good 95%. Secondly, the world quickly gained a bitter taste for the USA, the same bitter taste that lingers on today, only slightly more bitter. There are other reasons, but they can be left out.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I'm Russian, so my sexy is pretty much set in stone.  

[REaceofclubs]

Well, we Americans have to keep bringing it back. I'm about to think it's gone for good. I'm especially screwed since I'm plagued with a flamboyant Southern Accent.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

At least you're not a guy.  

[RoninFox]

Alexia Ashford: I have a phobia of bugs.

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*In Code Veronica, Chris finds Wesker holding Claire hostage.*

Chris: Let her go, Wesker! It's me you want!
Wesker: Actually, I'd like both of you. Fancy a threesome?
Claire: Oh heck yeah! blaugh
Chris: eek

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Lisa Trevor: DO I MAKE YOU HORNY, BABY, DO I?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

That's just wrong. gonk  

[UmbraGallus]

Leon: Ada, go away!!!

Barry: Guns are useless -_-.

Ada: Leon, wait!!!  

[Vankala]

I'll side with Notte, since i am not a mod, either. Nor am i sexy enough. crying

Lol.  

[REaceofclubs]

Biohazard EXTREME

At least you're not a guy.

What do you mean by that?  

[NotteRequiem]

Vankala

I'll side with Notte, since i am not a mod, either. Nor am i sexy enough. crying

Lol.

Honey, side with me, and you'll be sexier than you could have imagined. twisted

So, Ace? How bout it? Wanna join the sexy team?

heart  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

REaceofclubs

Biohazard EXTREME

At least you're not a guy.

What do you mean by that?

I mean, a southern accent actually sounds good on a girl. In my humble opinion.  

[REaceofclubs]

Well, thank you Bio. I'll take my Sexy voice as a sign telling me to join the Sexy Team. XD

Sign me up, Notte heart  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Oh, I give you a compliment and you join HER team? Thanks.  

[REaceofclubs]

Her team is the Sexy Team.

What is your team anyway?

(And thanks for the compliment. It made me feel special. smile )  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Her team is the Sexy Team, but my team is the Winning Team. Bitches.