Corrupt a Wish

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, if by "better" you mean only able to fire mashed potatoes a distance of 5 feet. At least it looks nice, right?

I wish I had a dog that didn't whine so much  

[Gin The Bard]

(Of course xD it look like a bazooka more than a rifle XD)

Granted, but he's to old and stays all the day sleeping next to the sofa xD.

I wish i had more pets o.o  

[Saga Shadow]

Suddenly: Cats. Thousands of them

I wish I didn't sunburn so easily  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but now you feel the cold at a 300% of the normal.. xD:..

I wish to change the cats for dogs and foxes xD.  

[Saga Shadow]

Suddenly: dogs and foxes. Thousands of them. And no shovel.

I wish I had tickets to the new Twilight movie so I could burn them.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but the actors survived... and they are making another movie.
(But then, i set them in fire... xD)

I wish to have the "Money" superpower... (You'r rich, and you buy everything you want, and everyone you want xD... why would you like to have superpowers if you could buy everything?)  

[Saga Shadow]

so you're wishing to be Batman. I did that earlier. You can't have it. razz

I wish I could find a job  

[Soleil et Lune]

Saga Shadow

so you're wishing to be Batman. I did that earlier. You can't have it. razz

I wish I could find a job

granted, but you hate it and quit in the first 5 seconds

actually that job wish is sounding pretty good  

[Gin The Bard]

Saga Shadow

so you're wishing to be Batman. I did that earlier. You can't have it. razz

I wish I could find a job

No, im wishing to be Iron Man! xD.

... Granted, but your job drives you mad and you finish in a mental hospital.

I wish to be a magical healer (Like the one of the rpgs xD)  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but you get turned into stone.

I wish I could troll the opening of the new twilight movie without not being able to return to my favourite theatre.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but your face is never gonna be the same.

I wish to see all the twilight actors in fire xD.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but they all just sparkle like embers due to contracts with the WB network.

I wish I could make edward wash his hair so people stop liking him and one person bring up the fact Jacob was shark boy so people laugh at him for being imaginary more than once.  

[The Gilded One]

Granted, but you must give Edward his nude, intimate, sponge bath. People know Jacob was shark boy, and grow fetishes for both wolves and sharks.

I wish I had the tastiest burger right now razz

 

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but then, some artic kitsune steals it.


I wish i would have some items from my wishlist XD.