Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[existolode]

She wouldn't even give me a peek behind that mask of hers.  

[Solstice In Heaven]

cause chyu care about money more>:[  

[Jellymancer]

Your pony stared at me when I was undressing for the shower  

[TheBestKindOfMad]

She's so paranoid that she halluciantes ponies....  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Whenever she went outside, you couldn't see her.
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Say Wha-? Mister Silly Sign Here!

 

[44hrygydi]

I wanted nothing to do with her death note book.  

[TheBestKindOfMad]

I'M DEAD SCARED OF NEEDLES..... eek crying  

[44hrygydi]

Cause she scared of needles.

-sticks needle in her-

Bwahahahaha.....

No, I'm sorry. Here, have a lollipop. -hands lemon flavored lollipop-  

[Unit Blue]

Cause I fear that scary looking object she has -points at lollipop-  

[TheBestKindOfMad]

Because his inspector suitfreaks be out.......
OMG my arm be bleeding sad lollipop dosen't help...
< sad

[koolay0]

Because I Dont Like Creepy Chicks Carrying Around Syringes Around For The Hell Of It >_>  

[KatiaynaTheCrazy]

Because he stole my cat T^T  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

She threatened to get Dumbledore to kick my butt  

[toystory4ever]

mad he was cheating on me for someone else  

[Creative Charms]

for having skittles that looks like poo