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zombi49

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:13 pm
is back srry every one where was i o ya *lays naked on his belly in the sun feelin the warmth of it and yells hey some one wanna put some sun screen on my back wink *  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:13 pm
Kurinoto Coon
stoarm_fox
Kurinoto Coon
stoarm_fox
* opens his eyes slowley and then yelps in pain...* gahhhh my nads!* jumps about 10 feet in the air out of his sleeping bag wearing nothening but a pair of boxers with coon faces all over theam * when he lands on the ground he reachs inside his boxers and pulls out a crab* stands up and holds the crab out in front of him * * he flicks it of and the crab pinches his middle finger * gahhh! this things a b***h! throws it on the ground* WHAT NOW CRAB WHAT NOW! KICKS THE CRAB AND IT FLYS OFF INTO THE OCEAN .... * OH HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW... HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW * break dances*


the little b***h bit my left nut cry


*hears Stoarm scream, rushes out of the beach house* Good God, fox, what in the name of land and sea makes you dance so?

So.......it pinched your testicle, did it? Oh me oh my........*sits on the sand, laughs slowly and loudly*
*lies on the ground curled up in a ball holding his balls and lieing on his side, his tail is wraped around him ...*

damnit its not funney at all! .....


Poor creature. *picks up Stoarm and carries him to the beach house* Go in the bathroom and take off the shorts. I'll put some medicine on it.

Don't be embarrased. I've seen plenty of those things. xd
*walks back into the beach house and sits on a couch* Hey TV Guide *picks it up and starts reading it*  

Aiden Swiftcat

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zombi49

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:14 pm
*tail flicks back and forth*  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:16 pm
zombi49
*tail flicks back and forth*


I'd do it if I weren't so busy right now. Sorry. sad  

Kurinoto Coon


stoarm_fox

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:16 pm
Kurinoto Coon
stoarm_fox
Kurinoto Coon
stoarm_fox
* opens his eyes slowley and then yelps in pain...* gahhhh my nads!* jumps about 10 feet in the air out of his sleeping bag wearing nothening but a pair of boxers with coon faces all over theam * when he lands on the ground he reachs inside his boxers and pulls out a crab* stands up and holds the crab out in front of him * * he flicks it of and the crab pinches his middle finger * gahhh! this things a b***h! throws it on the ground* WHAT NOW CRAB WHAT NOW! KICKS THE CRAB AND IT FLYS OFF INTO THE OCEAN .... * OH HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW... HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW * break dances*


the little b***h bit my left nut cry


*hears Stoarm scream, rushes out of the beach house* Good God, fox, what in the name of land and sea makes you dance so?

So.......it pinched your testicle, did it? Oh me oh my........*sits on the sand, laughs slowly and loudly*
*lies on the ground curled up in a ball holding his balls and lieing on his side, his tail is wraped around him ...*

damnit its not funney at all! .....


Poor creature. *picks up Stoarm and carries him to the beach house* Go in the bathroom and take off the shorts. I'll put some medicine on it.

Don't be embarrased. I've seen plenty of those things. xd

*waits for Stoarm to get undressed*
gahh .. uh ok ... and its kinda impossiable not to be embaresed.... * undresses and closes his eyes.... just make it real quick... * redface redface redface eek  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:18 pm
stoarm_fox
Kurinoto Coon
stoarm_fox
Kurinoto Coon
stoarm_fox
* opens his eyes slowley and then yelps in pain...* gahhhh my nads!* jumps about 10 feet in the air out of his sleeping bag wearing nothening but a pair of boxers with coon faces all over theam * when he lands on the ground he reachs inside his boxers and pulls out a crab* stands up and holds the crab out in front of him * * he flicks it of and the crab pinches his middle finger * gahhh! this things a b***h! throws it on the ground* WHAT NOW CRAB WHAT NOW! KICKS THE CRAB AND IT FLYS OFF INTO THE OCEAN .... * OH HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW... HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW * break dances*


the little b***h bit my left nut cry


*hears Stoarm scream, rushes out of the beach house* Good God, fox, what in the name of land and sea makes you dance so?

So.......it pinched your testicle, did it? Oh me oh my........*sits on the sand, laughs slowly and loudly*
*lies on the ground curled up in a ball holding his balls and lieing on his side, his tail is wraped around him ...*

damnit its not funney at all! .....


Poor creature. *picks up Stoarm and carries him to the beach house* Go in the bathroom and take off the shorts. I'll put some medicine on it.

Don't be embarrased. I've seen plenty of those things. xd

*waits for Stoarm to get undressed*
gahh .. uh ok ... and its kinda impossiable not to be embaresed.... * undresses and closes his eyes.... just make it real quick... * redface redface redface eek


*gently dabs medicine on the scratch* There, all done. Wait here while I get you some pants.

*tosses him some sweats and a sleeveless shirt* There, that should do. You can keep the coon undies, by the way. whee  

Kurinoto Coon


zombi49

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:20 pm
dude u cut ur d**k that sucks lol  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:22 pm
zombi49
dude u cut ur d**k that sucks lol


No, a crab bit his balls. And as I'm sure you don't know, it hurts like a mofo. Or so he says. sweatdrop  

Kurinoto Coon


zombi49

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:28 pm
well crabs dont bite they pintch now wash ur hands and put some sun screen on me back i dont want to fry
3nodding  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:29 pm
Kurinoto Coon
zombi49
dude u cut ur d**k that sucks lol


No, a crab bit his balls. And as I'm sure you don't know, it hurts like a mofo. Or so he says. sweatdrop
YA! but i should that little b***h whos boss twisted !

* takes the pants and puts theam on and puts on the shirt... waits for kur to leave the room befor he admires himself in the mirrior... the tight slevless shirt [ iam pretending its the one iam wereing... a ragety castaway shirt] ... the shirt really shows of his musscels * * after a few minutes of possing he limps back out side *  

stoarm_fox


Kurinoto Coon

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:30 pm
zombi49
well crabs dont bite they pintch now wash ur hands and put some sun screen on me back i dont want to fry
3nodding


stare I am not at your beck and call, sir.

*sigh* I have to go tend to that bossy beast down there, Stoarm. I'll check up on you later, just keep ice on it.

*goes down, washes hands in the sea, rubs lotion on Zombi's back*  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:32 pm
Kurinoto Coon
zombi49
well crabs dont bite they pintch now wash ur hands and put some sun screen on me back i dont want to fry
3nodding


stare I am not at your beck and call, sir.

*sigh* I have to go tend to that bossy beast down there, Stoarm. I'll check up on you later, just keep ice on it.

*goes down, washes hands in the sea, rubs lotion on Zombi's back*
*raids the freezer and gets a bag of ice for Stoarm* Here ya go! Kuri said to keep ice on it!  

Aiden Swiftcat

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zombi49

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:32 pm
=^_^= thank u  
PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:35 pm
zombi49
=^_^= thank u


You're welcome. Now, I have to go tend to Stoarm. *leaves*  

Kurinoto Coon


stoarm_fox

PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:36 pm
Kurinoto Coon
zombi49
well crabs dont bite they pintch now wash ur hands and put some sun screen on me back i dont want to fry
3nodding


stare I am not at your beck and call, sir.

*sigh* I have to go tend to that bossy beast down there, Stoarm. I'll check up on you later, just keep ice on it.

*goes down, washes hands in the sea, rubs lotion on Zombi's back*
.... he... just... wants a.... little... attintion... damn my balls... hurt sweatdrop xp whee * puts ice on himself and goes and lies down on a couch



[ dude i got it !, ok neote and kurinoto.... since were familey now... and we need a home.... how bout this be our home? we can live her in the beach house 3nodding .... oh and we had a long convo about this kurinoto... and turns out me and neote where adopted by you and fog.... cuz since iam a fox/dingo and neote is a wolf and your a coon... wheil geneticly,.... it makes no sense.... so iam a 16 and neote is 17 ... how old are you and fog gona be ?( i was hopeing you 2 would be like 22 and 23 or sometin like that)]  
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