the corupt wish game

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

granted but your famous for being a full-time worker at the local brothle

I wish i'd stop being so ******** mean 2 every1  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but then everyone become really mean to you and you kill yourself. *sobs* So sad.

I wish I was brave enough to kiss the girl I heart !  

[A Thousand Painful Memory]

granted but then she slaps you and goes out with the one person you hate so much


i wish i had a cell phone  

[DaisukeOrDark]

Granted but it's so small you swallow it.

I wish I could move.  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but you move into a hut made out of sticks and mud.

I wish I had 8,000 more gold!  

[A Thousand Painful Memory]

granted but someone jacks ur screen name and steels everything and changes the password

i wish i did not have to descent owl pellets  

[Striped Panties]

Granted, but you get eaten by the owls.
I wish my mum would understand the means of Parkour  

[Abstruse Mindset]

Granted, but i don't understand it.

I wish i could meet my dad.  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted. There's not gonna be a catch to this one.

I wish my favorite pants would magically expand so I could fit in them again. crying I feel so fat!!!!!!!!  

[TinkerBellsHell]

Corpse_Bride_131

Granted. There's not gonna be a catch to this one.

I wish my favorite pants would magically expand so I could fit in them again. crying I feel so fat!!!!!!!!

Granted but they are really skinny and skinny pants always make you look bigger

I wish I had chocolate  

[Placeo]

Granted, but they were secretly laced with adderall from the government (because of the exponential increase of ADHD 'retards') and now you suffer from the onslaught of rare side effects such as hallucinations, urinary retention, and hair loss. Aren't you lucky?

I wish that my glasses were fixed.  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

granted but you preferred them a different way..their too small

i wish i'd stop fighting with him all the time!  

[Striped Panties]

granted, but your too clingy and he dumps you
I wish i could lose 2 stones  

[-Isel-]

Granted, but passing kidney stones really hurts and your urethra becomes ridiculously scarred.

I wish I could think up a halfway decent wish.  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

Granted, but it doesn't get granted.

I wish I could get a hug. Now.