Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Shoafy]

bump 241.  

[Shoafy]

bump 242.  

[Shoafy]

bump 243.  

[Shoafy]

bump 244.  

[Shoafy]

bump 245.  

[Divash]

Jerbos

Do you think it's possible to have an argument with eyebrows?

Sure, I do it all the time!  

[Divash]

Shoafy

Jerbos

Divash

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with bumpers
Bumpers make your heart so light
When the day is grey and ordinary
Bumpers make the sun shine bright

Oh, happiness is blooming all around 'em
The daffodils are smiling at the doves
When bumpers fill the land
You feel so grand
Your heart starts beating like a big brass band

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with bumpers
No wonder that it's bumpers that we love!

Sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

yeah.. i was trying to figure out the tune but none of the ones i tried made sense...

bump 229.

I don't believe it. Everyone needs to go and rent Mary Poppins right this minute, and watch it, and learn the music by heart. This is sung to the tune of "Jolly Holiday."  

[Ambrai]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I lose internet for ONE DAY and look what happens! Shoafy kicks my a** up and down the halls, Divash makes new songs, JERBOS of all people show up and even WORSE...he's catching up to me. *bangs head on desk*

..Nudge one hundred and seventy-six.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge one hundred and seventy-seven

176. I will add indelible dye to the moat. It won't stop anyone from swimming across, but even dim-witted guards should be able to figure out when someone has entered in this fashion.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge one hundred and seventy-eight

177. If a scientist with a beautiful and unmarried daughter refuses to work for me, I will not hold her hostage. Instead, I will offer to pay for her future wedding and her children's college tuition. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge one hundred and seventy-nine

178. If I have the hero cornered and am about to finish him off and he says "Look out behind you!!" I will not laugh and say "You don't expect me to fall for that old trick, do you?" Instead I will take a step to the side and half turn. That way I can still keep my weapon trained on the hero and scan the area behind me. If anything was heading for me, it will now be heading for him.

179. I will not outsource core functions.

And Divash? THANK you for that link! I'm adoring it as we speak. West Virginia isn't a state? Oh man...  

[Ambrai]

Nudge one hundred and eighty

180. If I ever build a device to transfer the hero's energy into me, I will make sure it cannot operate in reverse.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge one hundred and eighty-one

181. I will decree that all hay be shipped in tightly-packed bales. Any wagonload of loose hay attempting to pass through a checkpoint will be set on fire. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge one hundred and eighty-two

182. I will not hold any sort of public celebration within my castle walls. Any event open to members of the public will be held down the road in the festival pavilion.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge one hundred and eighty-three

183. Before using any device which transfers energy directly into my body, I will install a surge suppressor.