Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Biohazard EXTREME]

My team is the Badass Team.

But hey, if you don't want to be badass, suit yourself.  

[REaceofclubs]

But.... but.... I'm sexy AND badass.... cry I'm so confused.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, the choice is yours.

Oh, and Kaworu, just because you name yourself the Winning Team, doesn't say anything about the outcome. The Badass team will obliterate everyone.  

[NotteRequiem]

Yes, I'm the captain of the sexy team. Sexy always wins. Period. End of story.
Besides, Ace, you'll choose the right side.


Or, Bio and I can team up and join teams. Team Sexy Badass.

surprised  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

In the great mod wars, it's every mod for him/her self.
I won't be falling for your trap, Notte.  

[REaceofclubs]

sweatdrop That would certainly make it easier to choose.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I'm surprised you're not gonna join Charlie McLovin's team, which is called... What? Team Discovery Channel?  

[NotteRequiem]

My trap? Bio, I'm surprised at you!

Fine then. Seeing as I'm the only active female mod, I wonder who will join my team.

But keep in mind, I have Zombie Cookies, and meatballs.

Choose wisely.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I have a fistful of boomstick!
But also...
I have a dream!  

[REaceofclubs]

Omg the meatballs! I forgot about that! My ovaries tell me to go with Notte. And Charlie McLovin has been faily inactive in this discussion so I'm not really counting him. He's not here to entice me.  

[NotteRequiem]

Lol, as if I command your ovaries, my dear.

We babes have to stick together. We'll be like the crew from LA ink!!

twisted  

[REaceofclubs]

Exactly! That makes us awesome too.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Of course. Women. Always flock together.  

[REaceofclubs]

Well, Notte offered for you to flock with us, but Nooooo! You have to be stubborn and power hungry.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I'm not a follower. I'm a leader. If Notte wants to work under me, she's more than welcome to.