Corrupt a Wish

[The Gilded One]

Granted, but your account gets banned for thinking you hacked.

I wish I had clean clothes.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but the soap was so strong that destroy the clothes when they enter in contact with the oxygen.

I wish to have more money o.o  

[The Gilded One]

Granted, here's a penny.

I wish I had all my old items back already,
my ex is taking forever to send them to me.

 

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, they come in fire.

I wish i've all the CDs of Iron Maiden o.o  

[The Gilded One]

that made no sense O-o

Granted, but you are sued for piracy, also, they are scratched.

I wish someone would tek tek me.
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[Gin The Bard]

xDD... I write it bad... i know... xD.

Granted, but they tektek you as Edward Cullen.

I wish to have an avi art of my avi..  

[Diyalys]

Granted but it takes so long to get the art your avi is already changed.

I wish I had ten dollars...  

[Neopopulus]

Granted, but its $10 Canadian

I wish I had the voice of Morgan Freeman  

[The Gilded One]

Granted but you also receive the body of Amy Winehouse.

I wish for the power to shapeshift.

 

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but you lose your real appareance because of the shapeshifts.

I wish i could have a fox as a pet xD.  

[Saga Shadow]

You're just gonna keep wishing for that aren't you, Gin?

Granted, but it has only 1 leg.

I wish dad wouldn't be so critical of me.  

[The Gilded One]

Granted but he becomes creepily over supportive.

I wish my car never broke down.  

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted. Your car is great, wonderful in fact. So wonderful that you become the envy of all your driving peers. Those peers chat with their friends, and those friends chat with their friends, and it becomes a big deal that "this car is unbreakably unbreakable!" This prompts a challenge among the unruly types of people in your area, who think the challenge of busting your wonder car could make for a fun afternoon. Armed with bricks, bats, a shotgun, and a forklift, they go at your car with the energy that only the challenged possess. The next time you see your car, it is a smoking husk with an obscene word spray painted on its remains.

I wish I didn't feel so dry right now.

With a forklift.
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[The Gilded One]

Granted, you find yourself at the bottom of a lake bed with cinder blocks for shoes.

I wish I had another Guinness.  

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted, only it's misunderstood and you are brought a Guinness Book of World Records. Not to worry though. It makes a fascinating coaster.

I wish I had some kitty snuggles. All my cats are asleep and don't want to mess with mommy.

Mew?
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