Castletop Manor {Painswick, England}

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Lynx couldn't help it as she started to laugh, that had to be the most innocent way of saying that. she couldn't help but find it cute, in a little kid kind of way.

 

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"Damn right you are!" Damian cheered until he heard the snicker nearby. He looked up and shot the queen a glare. "What's that laugh for? You don't think my- friend's son can get laid?!" he demanded.

"Try looking in the kitchen, kid!" Armageddon's voice echoed through the hallway along with the sizzle of something on a frying pan. The demon was standing in the kitchen with a large slice of meet cooking on the pan, as he promised. It looked strange, nothing storebought, but had an incredible smell coming from it, some due to the seasonings tossed onto it.
The demon flipped the steak and stepped away as it sizzled to get his coat back. "Hey, good work, kid. It looks good as new." he smiled softly as he gazed at the coat he took into his arms.

 

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"oh sure, he can get laid" she smiled, having to hide her chuckle as she herself used the phrase. "i just.... its been a while since i heard someone use that particular term... that's all" she mumbled, unable to hide her smile.

 

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Ben pointed at the woman, eyes thick bold lines and tears streaming down his face. "MEAN COMMUNIST!" he cried before jumping back into his father's arms. "She doesn't think I can do it! Take me to a club so I can prove myself!"

She crossed her arms, looking proud of herself. "Well, duh. I told you, I'm good at this." Walking over to the steak, she took a deep breath and smiled. "Mmm, that smells delicious~"

 

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"Communists are just jealous." Damian agreed then spun to point at the doorway. "Let's go!!!" When he faced the doorway, however, his finger went straight to the chest of a very stern-looking certain knight.
"I'm sorry, Your Highness, but I cannot allow you to go to a brothel when you have just been married." Bennacio said, his hair casting shadows over his eyes, making the king shrink slightly.

The demon smirked when she sniffed the food. "I've lived a long time, kid, and if there's one thing I like about you humans it's how you cook. I love steak, especially with these spices. Should be ready in about ten minutes."

 

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Ben shrieked in fear at the knight, crouching behind his father. "B-but I just want to get laid for once!" he cried, pouting. "No fair!"

"That's good!" Myka moved to sit on the counter just a ways away from him, taking out her sewing kit and starting to fix her shorts. "So, question. How long have you had that coat?"

 

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hearing a voice, the queen gave a small sigh and sat up, adjusting the coat she now wore over nothing else. "oh, let them go... he didn't get to have a bachelor party beforehand." she yawned, pulling her hair from her face. "did you bring me clothes?"

 

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Bennacio stared at Ben warily before hearing the queen's comment, looking sharply at her. "But Your Majesty!" he started. "What will your people think if they see your husband go into a brothel?"

The demon kept his gaze on the steak as he thought over the question. "Thousands of years, kid. I ain't even kidding." he said and flipped the meat again. "It was a gift from some kid that wouldn't leave me alone." he murmured with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.

 

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The teen looked up at the queen, blinking. "Ma'am...?"

"Then I know what to get you for your birthday: seasonal clothing," she said, crossing her arms and smiling. "Speaking of birthdays, when is yours?"

 

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"the only person that seems to care about that right now is you. and, as i recall, knights are supposed to take orders from the king and queen so listen closely to my next few words." she grumbled, her eyes dark. "but. out. if we want your advice about our relationship, we'll ask you. other wise, keep your thoughts to yourself!" she frowned, her eyebrow twitching as she spoke.

 

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The knight winced when her words struck him, pointing out the contradiction of his job. He slowly regained his posture and bowed to her. "Of course, My Liege." he mumbled quietly, clearly agitated with the thought of allowing this to happen. He stood back up straight and walked over to the queen, handing her a set of clothes as promised before reluctantly turning to the two men. "Shall I send an escort to the clubs in this kingdom, Sire?" he asked Roy, who looked at Ben in turn.

"I can't really remember." Armageddon shrugged. "The kids go with Father's Day." He removed the steak and set it on a plate. "You want sides, kid?"

 

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The teen didn't move, waiting for a few minutes before he looked up at the knight. "Don't call me that. I'm just a dumb kid. I haven't earned that title." Then he turned to the queen, wagging a finger at her. "And you. Be nice to him! He's wasting his time, trying to get you both to behave, and not shame the kingdoms, and you're just being rude to him! You should apologize!" He next turned his attention to his father. "And what happened to being a man?! You should stand up for your friends, Da- I mean... man!"

She looked up from the table, smiling. "No thank you. I'm fine with just the steak."

 

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letting out a low sigh as she listened to ben speak, the queen couldn't help but chuckle. he had some guts, yelling at her when she was angry. not bad, for a kid his age.
"y'know, kid, you've got a pretty big mouth." she sighed, pulling her pants on before she moved to the edge of the bed. "but, you've got a pretty good point. i was being rude." with that, the queen turned her attention to the knight. "i'm not taking back what i said, but i will apologize for how i said it." she smiled softly, glancing to her husband. "as for you, my dear husband; just, try not to come home drunk. oh, and don't get anyone pregnant either." she smirked, teasing him a bit.

 

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Damian blinked in surprise when he was yelled at by Ben, his eyes getting huge and glassy. To be yelled at by his own son! What a failure of a father he was!! "You're right, I'm an awful person!" he sobbed, tears flying from his face as he turned to the knight. "Forgive me!!" he cried.
Bennacio blinked himself, unsure of how to handle such a situation. Was he being defended? No one had ever done that for him. He looked to the child for a moment then the two apologetic royals then back to the boy. "Thank you very much for your compassion." he said and bowed gratefully to the boy before turning back to the king and queen. "You are both forgiven. If you would still like to attend a brothel, King En, then I will be sure to find you the best there is to offer." he said with a proud salute.

"Then here ya go." the demon muttered and handed her the plate. "Careful, kid. Thing's pretty juicy." he chuckled with a proud smirk.

 

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He blushed slightly, swaying gently. "Aww, it was nothing~" he replied bashfully before patting his father on the head. "Thank you, Mr. Knight. I'm gonna clean up the king while you pick out a brothel for us. That sound okay with everyone?"

"Thank you!" Taking the knife and fork, she cut off a small piece of the steak and slowly put it in her mouth, immediatley closing her eyes and moaning. It... it was like... it was like Heaven had a grill, and that it made this steak. "Oh my God, it's so GOOOOD!" she cried out, taking another piece and putting it in her mouth, chewing slowly to enjoy the flavors. "You're so good at cooking, oh my God..."