Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Granted.

But my nerautic english teacher comes and kills you for using bad grammer sweatdrop Don't doubt it...

I wish for a leprachan to pop up right now and give me a pot of gold...  

[Night Rain55]

~Wish granted
However, the leprachan died while giving you the gold which symbolizes bad luck and you've became cursed and bad things won't stop happening to you.

I wish winter wouldn't get so dark so early...  

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Granted~~~

Winter in now like it is in Antartica- sunny for 60 FRIKKEN DAYS! Now you shall never see the moon. Oh, and because of the earth's shift to allow this change as great tsunami hits where you live and everyone drowns.

I wish my stupid throat problems to go away (it's all scratchy and crap) -.-  

[Tokioka]

Granted, but then your a** becomes really itchy 24/7. xd

@ Niphy: stare I wouldn't wear it, that's for sure. Might smell it though xP

I wish to be in a successful punk/ska band.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. But you can't handle the massive number of fans who are there to rape you, so you commited suicide.

I wish to be so gorgeous that when men see me, they die. Literally. cool  

[Rebirth Project]

Wish granted

It turned out all mens and even womans would fear you because they don't want to die. They, now, consider your so called "beauty" the super uglyness.

I wish I can eat someone very good.

 

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted.
You started eating yourself. But then, you realised you weren't really good. So you ate your right arm for nothing! D=

I wish I can be a little more taller.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You become 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th of a millimetre taller.

@NightRain: Getting raped by sexy fangirls? Doesn't sound like a reason for suicide. whee

I wish for an amazing pimp hat to wow the ladies with.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted.
You have a pimp hat to "wow" all the ladies. However, it didn't "wow" me which symbolizes EXTREMELY bad luck. But however, you do get to marry Moon Light Ninja who completely falls for your hat. ^-^

I wish that my cold would go away... [I had it since September 2005... x___x]  

[Tokioka]

Awww how could she resist the pimp hat? Oh well, Moon Light Ninja'll do for now. Oh crap, t0sh... sweatdrop ..meh.

And what the hell sort of cold is that!? Since september? WTF!? eek

Granted - the mega cold subsides but you get hiccups which last until next september.

I wish I could moonwalk well.  

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Granted~

You do the moonwalk so well, people think you're Michael Jackson and girls don't like you anymore... they think you're a freak >.>

I wish for a laptop (which has been on my Christmas list for the past 4 years)  

[Night Rain55]

~Wish granted.
However, your laptop contained traces of marijuana because the one you bought was sold at the flea market. It was a group of gangsters who stole a cart of techonology merchandise. They tried every single merchandise, including the laptop. While they were on the laptop, they were smoking marijuana and some fell on the laptop. The cops soon discovers the traces of the drug while looking at your laptop screen from behind because you were browsing through porn and that subject really interest the cops, their dogs also smelt the substance. So, to jail for you m'dear. domokun

I wish I can go to one of the Japanese festivals with Moon Light Ninja. =D [We are going... Just not soon... >__>]  

[xiiao-ai]

Your wish ish my command. 3nodding

You go to a japanese festival with Moon Light Ninja, however,
The festival goes up in flames and you die, but Moon Light survives.
3nodding

I wish for a pony!
xd

 

[Tokioka]

Granted! However the pony breaks its leg immediately and has to be put down.

I wish my pimp hat was returned to me.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted.

But suddenly, your pimp hat turned into an anti-pimp hat. You know what happens right? Instead of attracting women, you are attracting a large number of men. The men won't stop humping your leg, the boys won't stop stalking you, the guys like to smell your hair... etc. =3

I wish I had a little bit more money.