+:: The Ultimate "What If..." Game ::+

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I would be very unhappy, since the americans would turn me into a fat sleazy lazy stupid dufus stare

What if i a police woman reading all the posts that you post on Gaia forums question

((BTW whoever came up with the idea of a bj is a sick pervert mad ))

 

[Tokioka]

^ bet it was some french guy. Damn frenchies and their wacky ideas! xd

The policeman would probably laugh at my posts. lol

What if a robot burst into your house and demanded you change his oil?  

[Night Rain55]

[...sinfulanjel...]

@NR: WTF??? I am so not gonna give him a bj!

Shush, dear. I am the owner. You give BabiBlu a nice bj okay...? biggrin I'll give you 50% of the profit. 3nodding

I will kick it outa my house!

What if Tokio gave a bj to xXHotBabiBluXx...? D=  

[xiiao-ai]

@NR: I am not going to give Babi a bj!
mad

They'd probably get banned.
=/

What if you were permanently banned from Gaia?

 

[Night Rain55]

Make another account! mrgreen

What if I'm hungry? [Which I actually am currently...]  

[xiiao-ai]

Then you can go find some food.

What if I told you I was giong to die in 5 days?

 

[Night Rain55]

I will cry for you and ready your funeral... cry

What if I forced you to get me some delicious and non-poisoning food or else I'd kill your dog? mad  

[xiiao-ai]

I'd give ya some posioned food
And then you die
And my dog ish safe.
3nodding

What if you went swimming without goggles?

 

[Tokioka]

I'd be rubbing my eyes every 10 seconds! whee

What if Night Rain became a lapdancer for BabiBluxx? lol  

[mikotan]

umu~ BabiBluxx will be very happy? sweatdrop

what if someone was following you all night?  

[xiiao-ai]

I'd go into someone's house until the stalker went away.

What if you were lost at sea?

 

[Tokioka]

I'd get all the food and split it into small rations. Then prepare an emergency bag in case I had to abandon ship. Then I'd set sail in the direction the wind is blowing and sail in a straight line until I reached land.

What if you found out you were pregant today?  

[mikotan]

[wow.. you've prepared that much? >.<]

i would panic... probably cry... um... uh.... ask all of my good friends what to do? sweatdrop

what if your bf/gf is actually a bi-sexual?  

[Tokioka]

[What can I say ~ I think like a pirate! pirate ]

If she was bisexual then I'd have to keep her attentions on me and away from other boys... and girls. sweatdrop

What if one of your friends told you she was pregnant, by a 30 year old man?  

[mikotan]

uh... why are your questions always difficult? >.<
um... i wouldn't know what to do or how to react sweatdrop

what if the vending machine ate your $2? gonk