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 Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:23 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty-four
184. I will hire a drama coach. The hero will think it must be a case of mistaken identity when confronted by my Minnesotan accent (if everyone sounds American) or my Cornish accent (if everyone sounds British). heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:24 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty-five
185. If I capture an enemy known for escaping via ingenious and fantastic little gadgets, I will order a full cavity search and confiscate all personal items before throwing him in my dungeon.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:26 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty-six
186. I will not devise any scheme in which Part A consists of tricking the hero into unwittingly helping me and Part B consists of laughing at him then leaving him to his own devices.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:28 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty-seven
187. I will not hold lavish banquets in the middle of a famine. The good PR among the guests doesn't make up for the bad PR among the masses. heart
I do have to say though, Divash, some of these don't seem deserved. The girl in Walmart for instance. How could you say it so it wouldn't be suggestive? And the professor...I hope the inDUHvidual refers to them for not having grown up and acting like idiots.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:29 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty-eight
188. I will funnel some of my ill-gotten gains into urban renewal projects. Although slums add a quaint and picturesque quality to any city, they too often contain unexpected allies for heroes. heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:30 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty-nine
189. I will never tell the hero "Yes I was the one who did it, but you'll never be able to prove it to that incompetent old fool." Chances are, that incompetent old fool is standing behind the curtain.
However, the bouncer at the bar TOTALLY does.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:32 pm
Nudge one hundred and ninety
190. If my mad scientist/wizard tells me he has almost perfected my Superweapon but it still needs more testing, I will wait for him to complete the tests. No one ever conquered the world using a beta version. heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:33 pm
Nudge one hundred and ninety-one
191. I will not appoint a relative to my staff of advisors. Not only is nepotism the cause of most breakdowns in policy, but it also causes trouble with the EEOC. heart
That poor Receptionist! Yet I cannot stop laughing...
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:34 pm
Nudge one hundred and ninety-two
192. If I appoint someone as my consort, I will not subsequently inform her that she is being replaced by a younger, more attractive woman. heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:35 pm
Nudge one hundred and ninety-three
193. If I am using the hero's girlfriend as a hostage and am holding her at the point of imminent death when confronting the hero, I will focus on her and not him. He won't try anything with his true love held hostage. The fact that she has been weak, slow-witted, naive and generally useless up to this point has no bearing on her actions at the moment of dramatic climax.
Oh man. The OTHER receptionist. Oh man.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:37 pm
Nudge one hundred and ninety-four
194. I will make several ludicrously erroneous maps to secret passages in my fortress and hire travelers to entrust them to aged hermits. heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:38 pm
Nudge one hundred and ninety-five
195. I will not use hostages as bait in a trap. Unless you're going to use them for negotiation or as human shields, there's no point in taking them.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:02 am
Ambrai AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I lose internet for ONE DAY and look what happens! Shoafy kicks my a** up and down the halls, Divash makes new songs, JERBOS of all people show up and even WORSE...he's catching up to me. *bangs head on desk* ..Nudge one hundred and seventy-six. haha. you'll catch up. bump 146.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:03 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:04 am
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