MSPANCE - 154 Let's try this again (Sorry to necro)

[KeyBlader1]

>Equip SAVAGE HANDS and open LETTER... like a SAVAGE
or
>Go to DUMPSTER and equip the BOOTS

Seriouly, we almost have a full set of armor.
Headgear -> Lampshade
Armor -> Cape
Gloves -> Savage Hands
Accesory -> Furry Gear
All we need is the footgear... and possibly some new pants  

[Ennokni]

KeyBlader1

>Equip SAVAGE HANDS and open LETTER... like a SAVAGE
or
>Go to DUMPSTER and equip the BOOTS

Seriouly, we almost have a full set of armor.
Headgear -> Lampshade
Armor -> Cape
Gloves -> Savage Hands
Accesory -> Furry Gear
All we need is the footgear... and possibly some new pants

Oh ho ho are you in for disappointment.  

[Nomega]

>MASTURBATE using SAVAGE GLOVES.  

[dragn99]

>THROW SAVAGE GLOVES at PINEAPPLE  

[l-Kathulu-l]

> EQUIP SAVAGE GLOVES to feet and ROUNDHOUSE KICK the SHED, forcing PINEAPPLE off.  

[Tonberry Crunch]

Tonberry Crunch

>Use MONKEY HANDS to GRANT WISH of getting to GAY BAR

 

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

>Equip SAVAGE GLOVES and eat LETTER  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

>Equip SAVAGE GLOVES on FEET and become APE-MAN, KING OF THE JUNGLE  

[Ennokni]

 

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

>SAVAGELY EAT GUIDE  

[Buddha_Cat]

Check the inside of the GUIDE TO LIFE for a carved-out opening that could hold a PRISON SHIV.  

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

Hashire Kazemeijin

>SAVAGELY EAT GUIDE

Wait, I got a better one. A real good one.

>SAVAGELY throw GUIDE at PINEAPPLE to knock it down.  

[Bass Beatdown]

>SAVAGELY find GRAMMAR ERROR.  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

>SAVAGELY READ ARROGANTLY OPINIONATED MANIFESTO OF HOW TO LIVE YOU LIVE  

[Tonberry Crunch]

>SAVAGELY become a BETTER PERSON