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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:38 pm
Divorced because she kept buying better clothes than me at the mall.
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:22 pm
♦ ♣ ♥ ♠
Divorced because we kept arguing over outfits at the mall.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:03 pm
Divorced because she would never buy me an outfit.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:47 pm
♦ ♣ ♥ ♠
Divorced because she never told me what outfits she wanted for the holidays talk2hand
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:52 pm
Divorced because she never remembered my birthday!
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:39 am
I divorced her because I found out she didn't HAVE a birthday. dramallama
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:08 pm
Order of the Iron Rhino, not a fan of it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:26 pm
Divorced because he only got a bronze trophy.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:27 pm
Her camera did this to my eyes. burning_eyes
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:36 pm
(I am so sorry, xd )
Divorced because he kept screaming "This is SPARTA!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:04 pm
Divorced because she thought my eyepatch wasn't "Cool" scream
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:58 pm
She smokes puny cigarettes and not cigars
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:23 pm
Cause he has the same scar as me and was missing the same eye..and same color eyes...was too freaky to be coincidence.Started to think we could have been related or maybe a clone or maybe I'm the clone! . eek
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:19 pm
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Divorced because he nuked my lawn.
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