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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:55 pm

Rachetdude11

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Found these on a Youtube video, idk if they've been used anywhere else, but just keep in mind I did NOT invent these quotes, but they are funny.

"Twilight made me do it." - Hitler

"Twilight made me do it. HA HA HA." - The Joker

"Twilight gave me diabetes." - Nick Jonas

"Dinosaurs existed four thousand years ago and Twilight is a wonderful book." - Sarah Palin

"Twilight made me kill Steve Irwin." - The Stingray

"Twilight made me quote these quotes."-Rachetdude11

"Edward Cullen is to vampires as Brittany Spears is to heavy metal" - Lord of Armageddon

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:58 pm

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Sir Codin

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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:42 pm

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:56 pm

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The third panel wins my personal award for 'Best Picture Ever'. Every time I see it I can't stop laughing.

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:58 pm

Zephyrkitty

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The third panel wins my personal award for 'Best Picture Ever'. Every time I see it I can't stop laughing.

I need to print out multiple copies of these panels and plaster them all over my school. Just so I can even have a remote chance at being an a** to all the people at school who love Twilight. then again, this might not be a Twilight reference, i haven't read the book, but I still need to be an a**.

P.S.: I'm not kidding about my school falling in love with Twilight, I walk into any entrance and there's a f**king HUGE Twilight sign.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:12 pm

Im with Rachet here.... I dont get whats so sexy about an undead.... BELLA IS A NECROPHILIAC!!!!

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J of The Wind

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:15 pm

otawara

Im with Rachet here.... I dont get whats so sexy about an undead.... BELLA IS A NECROPHILIAC!!!!

I lol'd xd

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:20 pm

Neotoric Sovereign is no match for the Dapper Lad of West Philly.

"In Bel-Air, California, born and raised,
At the country club is where I spent most of my days.
Having a lark, relaxing all day
Driving some balls right down the fairway

When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity
Started making trouble in my community
I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies,
She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."

I hired a limo, and as it drew near,
The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror.
I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly,
But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"

I arrived at the house at 7:34
And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur
Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly
But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly "

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otawara

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:30 pm

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otawara

You broke my heart, mudkipz.

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:41 pm

700th reply get?

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:30 pm

I've got a joke: Why do people hate gays?

Because they never give you a straight answer.

This thread needs more offensive jokes. Bonus points if you attack yourself in the process.

otawara

Im with Rachet here.... I dont get whats so sexy about an undead.... BELLA IS A NECROPHILIAC!!!!

Because HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL OMG! She completely ignores the fact that men that can be described as 'beautiful' are generally gay, but whatever makes the fangirls happy, amirite?

@Ratchet: Ask the fangirls why Bella and Edward make such a great couple. Then press them on it and ask how whatever they've given counts as a good romance because it will be a relationship based purely on liking the other's appearance/smell and ignores everything else.

Another option is to point out that the entire series is just an allegory on abstinence; my sister likes the books and she agreed when I mentioned hearing that.

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Sir Codin

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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:27 pm

Zephyrkitty

I've got a joke: Why do people hate gays?

Because they never give you a straight answer.

This thread needs more offensive jokes. Bonus points if you attack yourself in the process.

Why did God give women small feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

What's the true definition of a blonde?

A redhead who had all the fire ******** out of her.

Yeah, I know some people are going to think these are bad, but they're the only two offensive jokes that I've heard that I can think of off the top of my head at the moment.

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:33 pm

Yea! More offensive jokes, please. The only ones I know are really old and have been said in the Cult many many times already.

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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:55 am

Why cant you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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