Corrupt a Wish

[Saga Shadow]

It comes and goes faster than ever. It's monday now. Sucks for you.

I wish people would actually wait until the 4th of July before shooting off fireworks in the neighborhood.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but now, there isnt a 4th of july xD.

I wish for something to make my dog dont fear the sound of the fireworks... biggrin  

[Saga Shadow]

Your dog is now dead, but no longer afraid of fireworks.

I wish I was at the lake  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, now your underwater and someone is keeping you there.

I wish i've more pets... xD (Yes! im gonna keep wishing it!)  

[The Gilded One]

Gin The Bard

Granted, but it get stuck xD.

I wish... mm... an ice-cream ^^

you can't that's the point of noclip >.>

Granted, you wake up with 19 hungry Kodiak bears in your bedroom, all hungry for food. Did I mention you're slathered in barbecue sauce?

I wish I had more water

 

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted. You have so much water that you are swimming it in, and so is a shark. Have fun with that one.

I wish my underarms smelled better.

Dun-dun-dun-dun.
IEditYourWorld  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, they smell like chocolate and everyone tries to eat them... xD.

I wish i had a chocolate... :3..  

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted. Care for some of my armpit flavored chocolate?

I wish the bathroom would clean itself.

Yuck.
IEditYourWorld  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but 1 time per week, all the dirty appears like if you didnt clean it for a month.

I wish ... uhmmm... i had a real katana... o.o  

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted! Oh, and there goes your thumb for not holding it right. Get the to a hospital!

I wish Rifftrax.com could release their riff on the new Twilight movie so that I could take it with me to the movie theater and play it on a boombox.

If you've never heard of the awesomeness that is Rifftrax, take a look here:
http://www.rifftrax.com/content

Here's them riffing on the two Twilight movies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2T6oMfI9Ro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBMc4uSr5KE

Enjoy it for all it's worth.
IEditYourWorld  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but then, the twilight fans burn all the movies...


I wish somebody notices what the animal of my avi is xD:...  

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted. It's a purple plume of personal gas!

I wish the laundry would just be done already.

I swear it breeds.
IEditYourWorld  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but, with it you've got two clothes breeding xD... and their sons are not exactly clean.

I wish i could see a full moon better than the one that is now... :O...  

[IEditYourWorld]

Granted, but then you are forced to watch New Moon. Fear not, there's Rifftrax.

I wish it wasn't so dusty around here.

Acho!
IEditYourWorld  

[Saga Shadow]

all the dust turns into sand. Better put on your swimming suit, cuz you're goin to the beach!

I wish I had an ipod touch.