Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted.
You held someone without glancing at her. And it turns out to be a very hairy girl [Gorilla hairy type] with large buck teeth, deformed eyes while blood oozes out, her nose is like a pig nose and her teeth are all brown. Get ready to pucker up with her! wink

I wish someone gave me Godiva choco... ninja  

[Tokioka]

... And it turned out the ugly girl I was holding was actually Night Rain... eeee get away! talk2hand *pushes her aside*

Anyways the wish~ Granted! Some mad man starts throwing huge chunks of godiva chocolate at you in the street, causing severe facial disfiguration. lol

I wish for some morphene.  

[Night Rain55]

@Stupid Tokio HEY! I'm not hairy. D=< I don't have buck teeth and my eyes aren't deformed and there's no blood and I don't have a pig nose and my teeth are not brown! scream You wish! rofl

Wish granted, however... It has a serious impact on you and you stay paralyzed from head to toe for life.

I wish... to have five more wishes! biggrin  

[xiiao-ai]

@Babi: You agree that you're decent looking?

@Night Rain:Granted.
Uh.. sorry, but the rules book has just popped up.
According to section 328A, subsection 0C, you are not allowed to wish for more wishes.
The punishment is to take your body to the wrecking yard. Have a nice life!

And so, you are cruushed into a little cube and then attacked by savage dogs.
3nodding

I wish I had some dumplings right now..

 

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted...
However... I ATE THEM! MWUAHAHAHA! domokun Oh.. You made me so hungry now! crying Doesn't matter, I'm going to Chinatown tomorrow and might eat some dumplings at Dim Sum.

I wish my eyes were green. =3  

[Tokioka]

Granted! They become fluorescent green and creep all the guys so no one wants to be your bf.

I wish I could live in Hong Kong.  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.
But then WW3 starts,
and someone kills you.
Sorry.

I wish I didn't have to go swimming today..

 

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Wish Granted~~~

All the water in the world evaporates, meaning that you can't swim. Since the earth's water evapoted, everyone gets dehidrated and dies a horrible death. mrgreen

I wish... for a cookie. An M&M one pwease... 4laugh  

[Tokioka]

Granted! The cookie is the tastiest thing you've ever tasted. However it is also the sweetest thing and you get diabetes.

I wish for extremely fast internet!  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.
It becomes so fast that it opens up anything and everything.
And your computer can't handle it
And crashes.

I wish there was no such things as tests.

 

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted.
But then everyone ends up un-educated and the world ends.

I wish my friend wouldn't grow up so quickly... Now she has less time to spend with me. cry  

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Granted~~~

Your friend becomes younger again. In fact, now she's a fetus. You ca spend as much time with her undeveloped little form as you like, now. 3nodding

I wish for a magic fuzzy stapeler that grats all my wishes.  

[Tokioka]

Granted! However every time you want a wish you have to staple your own face with the stapler, so it's a very painful way of getting wishes. whee

I wish for a super butler.  

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Wish Granted~~~

But your wonderful butler turns out to be gay, and starts coming onto you. Since otehr girls now think your gay, they stop liking you and you are destined to be either paired with you butler or alone for life.... whee

I wish for a fox! ^.^  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.
A live fox comes into your house and totally crashes it.
And eats you.
That is so totally puff.
xd

I wish my printer would actually work