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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:05 pm
Bring Out 'Yer Dead.
And then the people who mummble, and the whack themsevles with a board, they're speaking in latin, but what they are actual saying, translated is:
My Father Beats your Father In Domino's.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:07 pm
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:13 pm
Sir Bedever: And why do witches burn?
Peasants: Ummmm...
[long paus]
Peasant: Because... umm.. Shes made of wood?
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:13 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:17 pm
I have a little something called Romyion up my sleeve
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:19 pm
Sir Bedever : How can wood be green and ugly?
Peasants : Dunno...
Sir Bedever : Well, maybe she is washing herself with oil. And you know, oil can burn easily...
Peasant : ORLY?
Sir Bedever : YA RLY!
Peasant : NO WAI!!!!
*silence*
Sir Bedever : STFO!!!! scream
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:20 pm
i wanna wish you a merry christmas and a happy new life
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:21 pm
Romyion i wanna wish you a merry christmas and a happy new life
Am I reborn? O_o'
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:23 pm
Diglidi-Dude Sir Bedever : How can wood be green and ugly?
Peasants : Dunno...
Sir Bedever : Well, maybe she is washing herself with oil. And you know, oil can burn easily...
Peasant : ORLY?
Sir Bedever : YA RLY!
Peasant : NO WAI!!!!
*silence*
Sir Bedever : STFO!!!! scream
Uhuh...
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:24 pm
Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got s**t all over him.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:28 pm
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?!"
"Well... I got better..."
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:29 pm
I love that bit.
Umm..
In the castle of "Arghhhahhhhh"
Whats that?
In the castle of "Arghhhahhhhh"
I don't know, he must of died while he was writing it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:35 pm
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:42 pm
"What else floats?"
"Ducks!"
"Right! Now if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's a witch."
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