Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

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Yup. It includes all the main games that I consider canon.

Anyway, topic:

Wesker, outside of the mansion: Little piggies. Little piggies! Let me in!

Barry: Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin!  

[Canas Renvall]

rofl Bio, you slay me!

Brad: "*to Nemesis* Yeah ********, bring it, son! I will kick yo' skinny a** to the moon, b***h! *Scorpion voice* GET OVER HERE! *pulls out a grenade launcher from nowhere*"

Jill: eek  

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Jill, cornered by Nemesis: What do you WANT!?

Nemesis stands straight as inspirational music plays: I want... What they want! *points at a pile of shot up zombies*
And every monster... Who came here... And spilled his guts... And ate everyone he saw... Wants... For our company to love us... As much as we... Love it! That's what I want!


Little Rambo reference. ninja  

[Canas Renvall]

Jill: "Come on down to the city, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Little Die Hard reference. 3nodding  

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Sherry, after crawling into a vent shaft: "Now I know what a TV Dinner feels like."  

[Godzillab10]

Every Character in every situation: "Mehhh, I dont think I really need the shotgun."  

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What if this character has a submachine gun in one hand, a magnum in the other, and a grenade launcher strapped to their back?

Nemesis, looking at Lisa: Okay, that's just creepy.



Wesker: I think it's time for show and tell...
*Wesker lights up the incubation capsule revealing the Tyrant*
Chris, gazing up on it: Metal... Gear...
Wesker: Wat?  

[Godzillab10]

Biohazard EXTREME

What if this character has a submachine gun in one hand, a magnum in the other, and a grenade launcher strapped to their back?

Didnt think that one through. okay gess the situation is one for at the very start since the Shotgun is usually the first secondary weapon in most games.

Chris or Jill at the beginning of RE1(when they see the first zombie eating a dude):Looks good! Can I have some?  

[NotteRequiem]

Wesker: You know, now that I think about it... this whole world domination thing isn't worth it... let's all move to Poland and become Tulip farmers!  

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Jim hiding from Thanatos: Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
Thanatos appears before him, and grabs his own crotch: I'll show you a happy place!  

[NotteRequiem]

Chris: "Albert Wesker: Practically Perfect in every way."  

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Wesker, looking at the Tyran capsule: It's magnificent!
*camera changes, revealing Wesker's reflection in the capsule*  

[XINVADER]

Leon: Gah... I'll never holiday in europe again.  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

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Jim hiding from Thanatos: Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
Thanatos appears before him, and grabs his own crotch: I'll show you a happy place!

Dumb and Dumber, right?

Chris: They'll probably invite us in for tea and scrumpets!  

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Kaworu__Nagisa

Biohazard EXTREME

Jim hiding from Thanatos: Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
Thanatos appears before him, and grabs his own crotch: I'll show you a happy place!

Dumb and Dumber, right?

Chris: They'll probably invite us in for tea and scrumpets!

The Unrated edition, that's right. Kudos...

Although, it's "Strumpets" which, back in Shakespeare days, was another word for "Whore."