LOL HOUSE

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

Well, I don't know any offensive jokes, but I do have funny Red Mage.  

[teh_n00b_huntr]

Why don't Mexicans make good firefighters?
Because they can't tell the difference between Hose A and Hose B
(makes sense when you read aloud)  

[J of The Wind]

Hate to be a buzzkill Enno, but its been posted...  

[Ennokni]

J of The Wind

Hate to be a buzzkill Enno, but its been posted...

Well, I guess I'll delete it to save the space. Thanks for telling me.  

[Veritas Unae_Nanashi]

"It is I. There is no treachery here, my child - there is only truth."

Oh dear... I laughed quite heavily at the Uno Mexican one... >.<

Um... Lemme see if I can dig up some of my "You know you're a video game addict when..." stuff...

You find mushrooms, and believe eating them will give you power-up and lives.

You see an animal and immediately pull out a Pokeball.

You step into a room and start pulling a master sword out and destroying everything in tthe room so as to find switches.

You and three friends travel to a new land, and trek across it in search of 7 maidens.

You lock eyes with another person, and you start singing dramatic music and chosing Pokemon.

You try and jump up and hit bricks so as to give you money.

You try and teach raccoons to fly.

You try and teach a hedgehog and an echidna to have a compeditive rivalry.

You recieve something, and hold it up in the air with it hovering centimetres above your hands.

You heal people by spraying thm with a mixture you call "super".

You cut out paper pictures of Mario and re-enact the entire game of Paper Mario and Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.

In dark caves, you search for a compass and a dungeon map.

You automatically start looking for a Banshee on a war field.

You try and cheat life with master codes.

You call out "owned" when something gets stuck to them.

You bash enemies in the back, trying for an instant kill.

You find yellow and blue boxes and run into them, hoping you'll get shielding or turn invisible.

You let your life be controlled by a stylus.

You call out math answers and colours during tests, when you're not in maths or art.

You make one of these "You know you're a gaming addict when:" lists.

You copy one of these "You know you're a gaming addict when:" lists.

You search for one of these "You know you're a gaming addict when:" lists.

You can be controlled by a remote's movement.

You run around with handlebars in your hands.

You think that the triforce in on your hand, though no-one else can see it.

You post fanfics on several different game crossovers.

You know several diferent game crossovers.

At the end of a fight you call out "and the winner is: Mewtwo." or whoever happens to be your favourite character at the time.

You find princesses trapped by dinosaurs and immediately begin long quests to save them.

You know the prices of Hylian Shields at your local Hyrule shop.

You stay on the paths at night for fear of zombies, and wait ten minutes for the sun to come back up.

You write on ancient and time old maps so you can remember important information regarding orders of levers.

You memorise the symbols on the alethiometer / You solve any problem by looking at a compass. (GC game)

You try and run the Olmypic marathon by pumping your arms up and down.

You now swim with television remotes in your hands.

You shout after throwing something a long distance.

You find animals and force them into tight spherical spaces.

You enjoying pitting animals against each other in the wild.

"Flipping" is the only way you can view the world in 3D.

People cheer when you flip after beating up someone.

You appeal so as to draw in more audience members.

Badges give you special powers.

You technologically enhance your watch with applications you get from strange men in clown costumes.

In animal contests, you decorate you entry with as many objects as possible and have them dance to castanet beats.

You try and revive fossils and amber.

You dig underground in hope of finding a place to put your secret base.

You become an architect for the sole reason of creating buildings that look like animals in every respect.

You life long dream is to "catch them all"... Perhaps you're thinking of starting your own zoo?

You get a Pikachu on a bus by poking him on.

You walk the streets at night searching for duelists.

You love playing a children's card game, if only for the awesome graphics.

You think playing a children's card game has awesome graphics.

You find a slot machine and a pendulum and see who beats who.

You ask your plumber if he's saved any princesses lately.

You believe you need a star to spin.

You believe that there is life on other planets... and they're only there for you to squash them.

You believe that every plumber hates dinosaur fire breathing turtles.

You think that there is an observatory out there that leads to other universes.

You can see a shooting star every 100 years.

You brawl. Nuff said.

You go karting for the sole reason of chucking banana peels at the enemy.

You go karting in a mall.

You go karting of a mountain side.

You go karting pretty much anywhere.

You believe that driving your car of a cliff will allow you to get a boost of a flying turtle on a cloud. ... Yeh, not such a good idea.

You read my "You know you're a gaming addict when:" list.

... Yay. >.>

"Veritas!"

 

[l-Kathulu-l]

O geez thats a lot.

And yay Mexican Uno.  

[Rachetgirl11]

Zephyrkitty

I've got a joke: Why do people hate gays?

Because they never give you a straight answer.


This thread needs more offensive jokes. Bonus points if you attack yourself in the process.

otawara

Im with Rachet here.... I dont get whats so sexy about an undead.... BELLA IS A NECROPHILIAC!!!!

Because HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL OMG! She completely ignores the fact that men that can be described as 'beautiful' are generally gay, but whatever makes the fangirls happy, amirite?


@Ratchet: Ask the fangirls why Bella and Edward make such a great couple. Then press them on it and ask how whatever they've given counts as a good romance because it will be a relationship based purely on liking the other's appearance/smell and ignores everything else.

Another option is to point out that the entire series is just an allegory on abstinence; my sister likes the books and she agreed when I mentioned hearing that.

I think I'll do that. Thanks for the advice, Zeph.

I still need to print out multiple copies of those pics.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

 

[Tonberry Crunch]

Wantcookie

XD  

[Ennokni]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQa31siu9KI&e

It's pretty weird, but maybe you'll appreciate it. I don't know.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

 

[J of The Wind]

That luck lucky boy... evil  

[TooHyphy]

I wish I was that guy. xd  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

I can see the pink one as LPS, the blue one as Kiski, and normal one as Orphie, possibly Zeph. xd