Corrupt a Wish

[00Shoe]

Granted, but it has no screen.

I wish the weather was better for today.  

[Saga Shadow]

The weather was better for today yesterday.

I wish I had Portal 2.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but then your computer is infected by a virus, and then, your cooler breaks... and you ram burnt. (Yes xD).


I wish... xD something to stop the pain over my knees and shoulder.  

[The Gilded One]

Granted, you are now a paraplegic.

I wish I was able to mentally up-link with computers.

 

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, your now a part of the computer.

I wish i was with my gf next to me right now...  

[WinterPatriot]

Granted,but your girlfriend turned out to be a man.

I wish i had a box of girl scout cookies.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but they have a human spit on every cookie.

I wish... that i would be like hellboy. o.o...

By the way, Gunsche rulz xD...  

[WinterPatriot]

eww and thanks ^.^

Granted,but your Satan's sex slave

I wish I had a ferret  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but it has rabies.

I wish I had my fangirls back.  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but then some crazy fangirl kill you.

I wish .... to have some tribal tattos biggrin .  

[WinterPatriot]

Granted,but they angered the volcano god

I wish I went to the pridefest  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but you were the only person there.

I wish my bro's car would be fixed.  

[Dr Spangle]

Granted but the government stole it due to 'odd activity' coming from it.

I wish there was a giant statue of me where the Eiffel tower is.  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but the statue is you on the toilet
(wow that was horrible)

I wish i was back home in america instead of CHina  

[WinterPatriot]

granted,but they suspect you of being communist

I wish I had a doughnut