Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Tokioka]

so totally puff? rofl

Granted - it works for one piece of paper... then explodes! Ink gets splattered all over your nice gucci bag and ruins your carpet. FOREVER!

I wish to know what 'so totally puff' means! whee  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted.
You have a dictionary that contains only one word "So totally puff" and there are 207493773794795792789738872978273 definitions for this "So totally puff". Now, you shall never know the original definition.

I wish my friends would give me free bubble tea. =3  

[Tokioka]

Granted! Everytime you ask for some tea, your friends throw a cupful at your face! Ahh refreshing! biggrin

I wish for a giant cat.  

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. Your cat is so huge, that it decided to poop on you because you're funny. However, your cat has a routine of pooping big POOP every five minutes. The only place where it likes to poop is on YOU. So...
-You become really stinky that you can't stand it. Bathing or showering yourself doesn't work.
-Your lack of hygiene is a very terrible turn off for the ladies. So you get no women.
-You choke in your cat's poop, you almost drowned in it.
-You have a hard time looking for your kitchen in the mass of poop so you eat... poop!
-The poop actually worsens your health and the percentage of your death goes high.

I wish rain would turn purple. =D  

[Tokioka]

Granted! It turns purple but also becomes extremely acidic. It burns everyone and everything it hits and the victims find you and beat you up.

I wish for a bag of chocolate coins!  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.
But then everyone thinks they're real coins and steals them.
3nodding

And I already told you what 'so totally puff' means.
rofl

I wish I had a kiki kitty plushie.

 

[Tokioka]

Granted! You got the kiki from a mysterious donator. Then it turns out the kiki was made by a hacker and you are banned from gaia for life! NooOOooO!! gonk

I wish for cookies and ice cream.  

[xiiao-ai]

Toki wants me banned?
gonk

Granted~
You get your cookies and ice cream.
But then I steal them from you!
xd

I wish for everlasting choc-chip icecream!

 

[Tokioka]

I never said I wanted you banned. I said NooOOooOO don't ban her! gonk And then I cried like a little girl... -sobs- crying

Granted! You get given the everlasting ice cream, but then those evil Haagen Dazs people steal it from you and create an evil everlasting ice cream. If you eat it, you become amazingly fat and spotty overnight! Don't eat it! gonk *knocks it out of her hand*

I wish for a 500 GB iPod! MEGA iPOD!! scream  

[xiiao-ai]

But I like ice cream!
-pouts-

Granted`
You get your Ipod,
But then it corrupts as soon as you put one song onto it.
You should stick with the normal ones.
3nodding

I wish that I didn't have to pay for my WoW account.
gonk

 

[Tokioka]

Granted ~ but then you get so addicted to the freeness of WoW, that you play it 24/7 - eventually becoming the best player in the world. However you die due to extreme sleep deprivation.

I wish for free popcorn whenever I go the cinema.  

[xiiao-ai]

But WoW ish already addictive!
But I stop because of my brother.
ninja

Granted`
But they always give you the popcorn from two weeks ago,
And then you die from food poisoning.
3nodding

I wish my mum would let me read fanfic.

 

[Tokioka]

How can your mum stop you from reading fanfic in the first place?

Granted! You're mum lets you read fanfic... but you're banned from WoW forever!! whee

I wish I was at university already.  

[xiiao-ai]

Nuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!
My WoW!!!!!
gonk gonk gonk

`Granted.
But then you do something and they kick you out,
And then you can't get into another uni.
ever
mad

I wish for cookies!

 

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted.
But they're extremely high on calories. whee

I wish for true love!