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 Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:46 am
Koosei Diana Godstone Ok reading through this I see several people like Monty Python eek Hmmm.... any one know the dead parrot sketch ? I haven't seen that one. I dont want to see that one
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:05 am
Has anyone seen Monty Python's the Life of Brian?
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:53 am
I did a long time ago, i don't really remember it.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:16 pm
I've seen everything by them...
I love the Dead Parrot sketch.
"He's not pining, hes dead. He is no more, he is an ex-parrot."
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:27 pm
"...I found that the only reason he was sitting on his perch was that he had been nailed there!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:30 pm
"Err.. He's pining."
"He's not pining! He's is dead, no more." [then your part you said...]
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:32 pm
"Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say-no-more!"
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:34 pm
Or the cheese sketch.
"Do you have cheddar?"
"Err.. No, we don't get much call for that around 'ere."
"Not much call for it? Cheddar is the simply the most eaten cheese! Do you have any cheese here?"
"What happens if I say no?"
"I'll shoot you"
"Err... yes."
[John Cleese shoots him.]
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:42 pm
Sgt.:
We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Palin:
Suppose he's got a bunch.
Sgt.:
Shut up.
Idle:
Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:45 pm
Or the Upperclass twit of the year race.
"Uhoh, Mr.(forgetname) Has just run himself over with a car."
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:48 pm
"Now all they have to do here to win the title is to shoot themselves. Simon has a shot. Bad luck, he misses. Nigel misses. Now there's Gervaise, and Gervaise has shot himself- Gervaise is Upperclass Twit of the Year. There's Nigel, he's shot Simon by mistake, Simon is back up and there's Nigel, Nigel's shot himself: Nigel is third in this fine and most exciting Upperclass Twit of the Year Show I've ever seen. Nigel's clubbed himself into fourth place."
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:50 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:50 pm
I love Monty Python.
Like in the meaning of life...
"I... Am death."
"Death? We were just talking about death, cmon in. Hey everybody, a Mr. Death is here."
[later on]
"But I never ate the moose..."
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:53 pm
Always look on the bright side of life!
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