Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

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Kaworu__Nagisa

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Jim hiding from Thanatos: Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
Thanatos appears before him, and grabs his own crotch: I'll show you a happy place!

Dumb and Dumber, right?

Chris: They'll probably invite us in for tea and scrumpets!

The Unrated edition, that's right. Kudos...

Although, it's "Strumpets" which, back in Shakespeare days, was another word for "Whore."

Yeah, I haven't seen that movie in years, so it makes sense for there to be a mistake or two. I actually thought of that after I posted it, I was just too lazy to go back and change it.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I watch it on my PSP every time I travel somewhere by Greyhound. It's like a personal ritual for me. It's my travel/roadtrip movie.


Chris: We got to the ROOT... Of the problem!
Rebecca: I miss Billy.  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Actually, I think that she would say that. More like:

Chris: We got to the ROOT... Of the problem!
Rebecca: Oh Chris, your razor sharp wit is one of the countless reasons I love you!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yeah, I suppose that's true.

Barry: A second late, you would've fit nicely into a... Training bra.  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Let's see...

Wesker: *Rubbing eyes*
"I need some visine."  

[NotteRequiem]

Jill, in a zombie infested hallway: Clearly my Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.... rolleyes  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Mr. Kennedy

Let's see...

Wesker: *Rubbing eyes*
"I need some visine."

Then you hear the announcer say, "Eyes red from injecting yourself with a virus? There's a Visine for that!"  

[Ivory Lie]

Reminding me of dumb and dumber made me think of one. But i don't know if they would OR wouldn't say it...Oh ******** it i'll post it anyway

Zombie:-As Jill runs past- I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

The lack of being able to speak makes me think it works in this thread though...  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

It is originally from Silence of the Lambs. But it works, lol. And you forgot the whole, "F-f-f-f-f-f-f." Well, you know the noise they made.

But while we're at it...

Leon and Luis watch Ada and Krauser from afar.
Luis, looking at Ada: "Look at the butt on that."
Leon, looking at Krauser: "Yeah... He must work out."

Well, then again... Leon WOULD say that...  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Ah I see the Gay Leon jokes are still in.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Yup. They sure are!

Along with Emo Leon jokes.  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Ah Leon, will anyone ever understand your sense of style?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

There's a fine line between a stylish heterosexual male, and a metro. Leon crossed it.  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Hmm, perhaps. surprised  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

And not to discriminate, but I wouldn't send a guy with a haircut like that to save the President's Daughter.

I mean, I would if I didn't actually want him to succeed, which, if it was Bush's daughter, I'd definitely send Leon. And in a realistic situation where a normal person can't do a backflip to save himself from a stick of dynamite, he wouldn't succeed.

But anyway, topic.

Leon enters the little tunnel with bats, and they fly by him: "Ah! They're in my hair!"