Corrupt a Wish

[The Furry Poet]

granted but its a cursed doughnut and like homer simpson your head becomes a donut

I wish That i could speak Chinese  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but as pay for that, you forget the other lenguages.

I wishhh.... to dont go on holidays with my parents ¬¬.  

[The Furry Poet]

granted but now your an orphan


i wish i had a 100% female furry lovin gf  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted... but now she goes with a female furry... because she loves them 100%... and when she kiss a boy, she get sick.

I wish... mmm... another ice cream xD:  

[The Furry Poet]

granted but its laced with LSD and the cops arrest you cus ur high
(by the way good corruption on tht last 1)
i wish i was part fox in Rl  

[Dr Spangle]

Granted but people catch you and do experiments on you to figure out what you are.

I wish....I could blow up stuff with my mind.  

[The Furry Poet]

granted but ur mind implodes

I wish i were in space with a spacesuit on  

[Ryngs_The_Raccoon]

granted, but your air tank gets hit by a very small meteorite and punctures, releasing all of your air, causing u to explode.

I wish i was immortal in the aspects that i could not die from old age, never get sick, and never be hurt in any way except by my own hand, and it must willingly at that.  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but you are now and forever will be sterile
so no kids you will most likely outlive ur family and be depressed

i wish i had a twin sister cus then i would have a freind wih me here in china  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but for some strange reason, someone comes into your house and ... cut your... ehem... sexual organs.

I wish... that my gf give me some massages... :3...  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but the messages are she i sbraking up with you
I wish I could find a loyal Gf that loves me for me and is A GIRL  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, but after 1 week, she notices that she's lesbian and leave you xD.

I wish... mmm... a new hat xD.  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but your hat is possesed and eats you
I wish i wasnt so lonely  

[Gin The Bard]

Granted, now you've got a pr0n magazine.

I wish argewntina win the match xD.  

[The Furry Poet]

Granted but a crazed fan kill all of them afterwards

I wish that i wasnt lonely as in i had someone to talk to