Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Tokioka]

Granted! You find your true love, but it turns out that your true love is a woman! lol

I wish for someone to devote myself to (who isn't Babibluxx).  

[BlacksandBlues]

Um... could be easily granted! You have a whole range to choose from! There's Tosh-chan, yalie-neechan, Niph-neechan, sinful-neechan, Sapphire-chan.... and even me! (Unfortunately I'm your slave right now... Gah...). Take your pick! xd

I wish that... I would pass my GCSEs! crying God, I need at least five or six A*s, how evil is that?! And I definitely have to pass bio and chem... and maths... *sigh* Heh, I'm screwed...  

[Tokioka]

GCSEs are piss easy, don't worry about them. wink As long as you revise a little bit, you'll get loads of A*s. I didn't revise at all and got 3 A*s, 7 As and 1 B. So just think what I could have gotten if I had revised... rolleyes

And Granted! You pass your GCSEs with flying colours - all A*s! However you fail your A levels. sweatdrop

I wish my teeth are self-cleaning and never have to be brushed.  

[BlacksandBlues]

Granted. *gives Toki false teeth*

I wish... for a boyfriend... xd Ahahahaha!  

[Tokioka]

Granted! You get given a teddy bear as your new 'boyfriend'. You never said what type of bf you wanted. lol

I wish for a banana sundae.  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.
But then it gives you a special type of indigestion.
And you are rushed to the hospital,
and die.

I wish t0sh was my sister.
whee

 

[Night Rain55]

Wish granted. However, as sisters, you both developped a strong hate with all the arguements, etc. Later t0sh kills you. D=

I wish my cat wasn't violent... [Wipes off blood]  

[Tokioka]

Granted - you're cat isn't violent anymore, but is forever horny! So it tries to hump you whenever you're around. xd

I wish for balls of steel.  

[xiiao-ai]

Eh?
Granted,
But then they are so heavy,
They weigh you down, and then they fall off,
And you die.

I wish for another webcam.

 

[Tokioka]

Granted! You get given a free webcam, but it has been cursed! Whenever you let people view it, they see you as 10x more ugly than you really are! whee

I wish for a real life Bulbasaur.  

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Wish Granted~~~

It eats you (SSP) ((short simple and to the point))

I wish to go into this guild more. (I haven't been on in forever!!!)  

[Tokioka]

Granted ~ you go on it for one second more than you do at the moment.

I wish for a dog to eat me! EAT ME!! domokun  

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.
It eats you, but then spits you back out.
And then crocodiles come and eat you instead.
3nodding

I wish for my laptop to be fixed.

 

[Night Rain55]

Tokioka

Granted - you're cat isn't violent anymore, but is forever horny! So it tries to hump you whenever you're around. xd

THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! gonk My cat is HORNY! >.< Everytime I am asleep in the morning, my cat comes in my room and started humping my head. D= I kicked it off and my hair was wet, yuck.

@Sin Wish granted. However... I was the one who fixed it except I made it worse. So your laptop is good for garbage.

I wish for a box of Ferrero Rocher. ^^
 

[xiiao-ai]

Granted.
But then they are overdue, and
you die from food poisoning.
=/

I wish there were no such things as timezones.