Tuesday's Contest: Captions, you know you love them. ;D

[Ryugatsu Doom]

Submission #1


Other: "RUN! GODZILLA IS DESTROYING JAPAN!"

Submission #2


Taiga: "Does this outfit make me look fat?!"
Other: *gulp* "...No..." sweatdrop  

[Hope Loneheart]

Submission#1


Taiga: PORN!!!!!!!!


Submission#2

Taiga: Yaoi!!!!!!!!!
Other: ....How about yuri.... Please.  

[sophieIStonks]

Submission #1[/size


narrator:the first day of school rolled around and Sano engaged his friends in a discussion about the latest Harry Potter book while their teacher had his back turned during class.

Sano (student): did you all finish? Wow, can you believe that Lavender was turned into a werewolf? I was blown awa-

teacher: what did you say? NO! Not her! I've loved her since "Prisoner of Azkaban"!

student: she was 13 in that book . . .and you're like 36.

narrator : and the awkwardness in the classroom continued as Sano returned to his seat and the class finished reading "Lolita" in silence.

Submission #2


Teacher: Mr. Lewis, stand up! I am sick of your constant comments such as "Marc Antony needed to get all out of Brutus' grill", "I know that Gatsby wanted to drive into Miss Daisy", " Tame my shrew and I'll tame yours" and every other peice of mindless babble you have excreted through your mouth this semester. Do we have an understanding?!

Narrator: Sam Lewis wanted dearly to point out that his teacher, Mr. Jacob's had giggled every time Sam nudged his friends when Walt Whitman made a clever innuendo. Sam smiled smugly into his teacher's red face and nodded before sitting back down in his seat.  

[xxKuroNeko]

Submission #1

Narrator: And this children, is why you don't do crack.
Taiga: I am teh Chupacabra! -hiss growl-

Submission #2

Taiga: Onionscheeselettucepotatowedges! I SAID LARGE DR.PEPPER, YOU BAKA! D<
Other: ...WTH!?
Narrator: And from that day on, Taiga-Sensei was never allowed into Wendy's again.

 

[Stir Fried Muffin]

do we have to post them here? what if we don't want others to see them so that people can't make ideas off of ours?  

[Xyloid]

Submission

LOOK AT MY POINTY TEETH NOW, DAMMIT.




Not funny unless you are me or Noi. Methinks.
 

[Breath of Vermillion]

Submission



"You did what to her? You touch what of hers? Why I..."

&

"Welcome my little piggy to the feast."  

[sophieIStonks]

Stir Fried Muffin

do we have to post them here? what if we don't want others to see them so that people can't make ideas off of ours?

we would know if they did because yours would be posted right here for reference  

[Xyloid]

sweatdrop  

[CodeWolfen]

Xyloid Both Entrys In he same post please.  

[toomanypikachu]

Submission

Taiga - I'll get you my pretty! You and your little dog, too!

Other - Dog?! I don't have a dog! I don't even have a shirt!

~~~~~~~~~~~
Alternate

Taiga - Tonight, we dine IN HELL!!
Other - I-I'd rather just go to M-McDonalds...
 

[sophieIStonks]

Twilight Rocker Atomsk

Xyloid Both Entrys In he same post please.

your sig is hilarious, btw

hahahhaa

i like emo elmo, personally. cousin to tickle me elmo

when you squeeze him he cuts and hates the world  

[nin Trinity nin]

Submission

(the boys name is now Fader)
Fader has taken Taiga's precious poodle to the groomer for Taiga in return for a small ammount of money, but on the way the dog escapes and runs off. Assuming Taiga will be understanding and not be too mad at Fader, he returns without the poodle and breaks the news to her.

Fader: Taiga, I am so sorry ma'am but your poodle escaped and ran off..I -

Taiga says: scream WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ESCAPED AND RAN OFF'? DID YOU LOOK FOR HIM? MY HAIR ISNT GOING TO MATCH ANYTHING NOW!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR TO THE DINNER IF MY HAIR DOESNT MATCH MY DOG. scream

Fader: crying sweatdrop I...I-

Taiga: YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU FIND MY PRECIOUS OR IT WILL BE YOUR HAIR, FADER!!

Fader bows and runs off, while Taiga seethes about her lost poodle.



~~~~~ Alternate ~~~~~

Taiga: DO YOU SEE THESE LINES I GET WHEN I GET MAD?!?! ARENT THEY SO SCARY LOOKING?!?!!? LOOK HOW BIG MY HEAD GETS! YOU ARE LIKE THIS BIG *motions with her fingers* COMPARED TO MY BIG HEAD! ISNT THAT AMAZING?
 

[Dazily]

Submission; 1
Drugs:
Taiga's anti, oh...
... nevermind.







Submission; 2

Taiga's power level;; IT'S OVER NINE TOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

-is very very lame-

xD;

 

[Aakiyana]

Submission

1. English students: A cannibal's idea of Honeycomb cereal.

2. She may look like an angry tiger now, but if you scratch her behind her ears, she purrs.

I'm lame. :]