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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:14 pm
XD No, I mean like, a guy in today's world. :3 And I could tell a sexist joke about Adam and Eve...
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:18 pm
Oh. Was it that guy who had the parasitic twin?
Do it!!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:19 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... I think I heard of that thing you're talking about Neko.. but I heard it wasn't so much a pregnancy as his unborn twin that got encased in his body and possibly acted as a parasite for.. some amount of time idk. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:20 pm
Yeah. :3 The parasitic twin thing.
D: I'm not telling a sexist joke to a woman...
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:25 pm
I tell sexist jokes about women all the time. >.>
That and white jokes. Usually, they`re made up though so they kinda suck.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:30 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Aha.. I'm cool with jokes about sex, hair colour, all that stuff. I just grew up around a lot of those kind of jokes so they veeeery rarely get to me.
Um um um.. I was going to say something else but I forget now. Pooh.
Aha, oh.. possibly something about how this weekend my uncles (stepfather's brothers) were teasing me for being Canadian. It was amusing. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:30 pm
>< Oh fine...
So one day God and Adam were talking, and God said, "Adam! I've decided you need a companion!" Adam says, "Alright God. What do you have in mind." God says, "Well, we'll call her Woman. And she'll be perfect! Beautiful, smart, intelligent, and will listen and do whatever you tell her to!" Adam is in shock from hearing this news! "Well, that's wonderful! I'd like that." God said, "There is a problem though. I'll need your thigh bone to make her." Adam pondered this a while. "Well... I like my thigh bone... It helps me walk... Hey God? What can I get for a rib?" >< It's not so great...
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:35 pm
I lol`d a little.
@Sam - teasing you for being Canadian? Alan`s brother who looks like a monkey was teasing me for being Finnish. :/
Well, that, and not being able to shave my legs.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:41 am
Yay! *steals your baby and gives him a hug* he is so cute! My aunt is having a baby sometime in July... and my goat had three babies on Christmas!
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:25 pm
Love comes in many forms. Mine comes in the form of a man named Bill
awww grats poet!!! Waiiii!! He's so cute and small. I can't wait to have a bby of my own one day. How is it to be a mommy now?
Tokio Hotel: Scream America/Canada. Coming out April 15th
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:56 pm
Kale: Congratuations! Whoo hoo! Don't smoke now! Sonic: Hey! Congratuations! Pit Lord: Your son will soon be mine! Homer: Can't we talk about this some other time? Wario: *Laughs.* Peasant: Congratuations! smile Kale: How did you get there!? Peasant: You summoned me. Kale: Yea go ahead! *All 3rd party members clapped and cheered.*
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:40 pm
congratulations whee hes adorable i love babies! biggrin
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:20 pm
[ ] Awww, he's adorable! Congratulations!!! [ ]
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:56 am
fujin_a_k_a_heero Love comes in many forms. Mine comes in the form of a man named Bill
awww grats poet!!! Waiiii!! He's so cute and small. I can't wait to have a bby of my own one day. How is it to be a mommy now?
Tokio Hotel: Scream America/Canada. Coming out April 15thThere`s a lot of not sleeping. But other than that, it`s amazing.
Thanks again for all the congratulations. :333
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