The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[John Obake]

Cause school shootings are distracting,
Why do you do the dew?  

[lizkotoisloco]

Because David hasselhoff ran out of botox..

Why is there no hope for a parachute pant comeback?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

because hillary clinton said so.
why am I so dead sexy?  

[miss brightsidee]

'Cause your mama made you that way.

What makes Sprite so gassy?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

because its pixelated
why are we all on the RAG?  

[John Obake]

Cause you still don't got red wings.
Blue plus Blue equals Orange, What does Blue plus orange equal?  

[Like O m g LOL]

Poopie-colored brown.
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Why do I suck so much at
saving money?

 

[lizkotoisloco]

because Tony Danza is still alive...

Why is my leg...there...now?  

[Like O m g LOL]

`Cause it turns you on when
it's right there.

What would happen if i put my
teddy bear heart
in the washer & dryer to clean it,
even if it says not to?

 

[miss brightsidee]

It'll rip open. Like my beloved Cowpie. Dx

Should prank calling be a holiday? Like April Fool's?  

[Wanderer Ankh]

Yes, and it should be called "Phone-A-Friend Lifeline" day.

Have you translated my fish yet?!  

[S i m p l i s t i c--ICE]

No, and I don't want to...

Why can't I think of a question to put here?  

[John Obake]

Because underpants are very uncomfortable.
What color T-shirt am I wearing?  

[Wanderer Ankh]

Lime green.

Limes? What limes?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

the ones in my pants.
why is light so bright?