Lame pick-up Lines!

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DuendeFire

SillyxLannie

DuendeFire

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Omg.
My ex told me that once.
redface

hehehe!! mine did too!

LOL.
High five!
whee

 

[miss brightsidee]

Hey baby, lets play army I'll lay down and you can blow me up. redface burning_eyes  

[DuendeFire]

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner? redface  

[John Obake]

A bit of both but thats not important.

Hey baby wanna see my new sheet set? It's Batman!  

[miss brightsidee]

Pfft. Mine's cooler.
POKEMONZ.  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

ok time for me to add my three cents....i used on a girl once lol...back in the days of adolescence and immaturity...
*walking up to the person of interest with a screw in your hand you hand it to him/her and say "hey...wanna screw?"
the surprising thing was it ended up working in the long run for that girl redface  

[water_spirit]

"Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you."

I don't think I've seen this one yet.  

[DuendeFire]

John Obake

A bit of both but thats not important.

Hey baby wanna see my new sheet set? It's Batman!

me too.... and as you said thats not impotant..
and hellz yes i wanna see your new sheet set!! lol lol  

[DuendeFire]

Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
hehe
Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
haha!!
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.  

[isaiah_liz]

Baby, do you like pizza? Cause I got your pepperoni right here! BOO YAH I landed a girl with that one!  

[lizkotoisloco]

isaiah_liz

Baby, do you like pizza? Cause I got your pepperoni right here! BOO YAH I landed a girl with that one!

HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT!!!!! I'm only going out with you because your mother is paying me to!!! heart  

[isaiah_liz]

lizkotoisloco

isaiah_liz

Baby, do you like pizza? Cause I got your pepperoni right here! BOO YAH I landed a girl with that one!

HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT!!!!! I'm only going out with you because your mother is paying me to!!! heart

OH SO COLD BABES SO COLD!!!!!! xd but seriously did you get her last check cause I want this to keep going you know... 4laugh  

[lizkotoisloco]

isaiah_liz

lizkotoisloco

isaiah_liz

Baby, do you like pizza? Cause I got your pepperoni right here! BOO YAH I landed a girl with that one!

HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT!!!!! I'm only going out with you because your mother is paying me to!!! heart

OH SO COLD BABES SO COLD!!!!!! xd but seriously did you get her last check cause I want this to keep going you know... 4laugh

AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Okay I won't try to kill you in your sleep tonight. rolleyes  

[isaiah_liz]

lizkotoisloco

isaiah_liz

lizkotoisloco

isaiah_liz

Baby, do you like pizza? Cause I got your pepperoni right here! BOO YAH I landed a girl with that one!

HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT!!!!! I'm only going out with you because your mother is paying me to!!! heart

OH SO COLD BABES SO COLD!!!!!! xd but seriously did you get her last check cause I want this to keep going you know... 4laugh

AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Okay I won't try to kill you in your sleep tonight. rolleyes

SCORE!!!!!!!!!  

[lizkotoisloco]

isaiah_liz

lizkotoisloco

isaiah_liz

lizkotoisloco

isaiah_liz

Baby, do you like pizza? Cause I got your pepperoni right here! BOO YAH I landed a girl with that one!

HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT!!!!! I'm only going out with you because your mother is paying me to!!! heart

OH SO COLD BABES SO COLD!!!!!! xd but seriously did you get her last check cause I want this to keep going you know... 4laugh

AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Okay I won't try to kill you in your sleep tonight. rolleyes

SCORE!!!!!!!!!

okay actually lemme re-think that... stare whee 4laugh lol