If Kirby swallowed you, what ability would he gain?

[Trenn Flashkill]

No one made an indigestion joke?  

[earth_kitsune]

Kirby would gain mad soccer skills, drwing skills, and a really patheic love life sweatdrop  

[Tae-Kwon-Doh-Boy]

Trenn Flashkill

No one made an indigestion joke?

Well, there was a reference to health risks; concerning the thought of swallowing someone whole. blaugh  

[Hobo Scruffy]

Kathulu93

If Kirby has swallowed me than he would go 40 steps in the evolutionary chain

Would they be steps up or down? xp  

[TooHyphy]

The ability to kick ultimate a** in Melee but suck terribly in Brawl. xd

And the ability to procrastinate like no other. neutral  

[Yin Yun Yang]

From me, he would get extreme nearsightedness, a knack for eccentricity, an odd laugh. And the ability to continue eating stuff the way he does, while still not gaining weight or size.  

[gerardway004]

he'd b hot XDXD jkjk
he's be able 2 control the black parade  

[The Amazing Spider-Fan]

None. He'd spit me out like a projectile.  

[Winiola]

RoseSpirit

He would gain a near encyclopedic knowledge of Pokemon. Perhaps useful for battling Pokemon Trainer, but otherwise absolutely useless to him. |D

That's me in a nutshell. xD

But I'd have to say that if he swallowed me, he'd gain the ability to rant about absolutely stupid things. (LOL. Uproar attack!) That, and be able to pick up things with his feet. O.o;;  

[Keeskee]

He would become extremely feminine, and gain the ability to be everyone's exception to their sexual orientation.

I'm not even making this up. I've had three separate (straight!) girls (none of whom know each other) tell me that I risk making them gay.

However that works.

Yeeeah sexual confusion! GO!

Lady Psycho Sexy

If Kirby swallowed me, he'd put on fishnet tights, a vinyl minidress, and a chauffeur hat, and beat up enemies with a huge arsenal of weapons including hot wax, handcuffs, branding utensils, and whips.

And you know damn well why.

God, I love you.

You can fight my crime any day. wink  

[Tyhoon]

He would gain an ability similar to Ganandorf's Warlock punch, but with shorter range, a higher damage ratio, no time delay, and no flame damage.

His hat would be short brown hair with a full red beard. Also, glasses.  

[Paladin Wolf63]

He'd die from choking on me. crying  

[Buh-Ranch]

Kirby would gain an eternal hate of society and the idiots that control this planet both economicaly and politcally.  

[The Vorpal Tom]

Somewhat like Fighter Kirby from the old games, but with blue piercing eyes. And a black bandana.  

[knightlord1]

he would gain the ability to sleep and become so lazy, his dreams are of laziness