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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 1:35 pm
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Eambar :: Surface of the Great Sea
As the Eambar was filled anew with that precious, precious element known as oxygen, the Lord Vader pondered. "I spent seven hours in front of that Eruspammed Seeing-stone tower, waiting for Tar-Calion to answer the Eruspammed phone. He never did."
His ponderings continued. "In fact, he never does anything. The fact that he managed to get a costume ball organized can likely be attributed to Counselor Palpatine more than anyone else."
A random henchman nodded in agreement. "Yes; after all, was the signature not in Palpatine's handwriting, rather than the king's?"
Vader swiped the invitation from the conveniently nearby desk drawer. Grabbing his monocle, he studied the document with astute care. "By George, you're right, Random Henchman!"
"Yay!"
Vader kicked Random Henchman in the head. "Not 'Yay!' you bloody idiot; this simply proves that Counselor Palpatine is controlling Tar-Calion from behind the throne! Something must be done! Set course for Numenor at once!"
And thus Eambar set its course for Numenor. Even if that's the course that had been set days ago. And meanwhile, Random Henchman wondered how Palpatine's signature in any way proved a conspiracy.
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Spam Dum -- The Gingerbread House
Gary sat in the back of a ministry van, awaiting his arrival at wherever they had decided to send him this time. Gary sat bolt upright, ignoring the many bumps on this unsafe and highly irregular road. Why, the many trees bordering this road were a safety hazard on their own!
Finally, the van stopped and Gary got out. He stood, surveying his surroundings, almost forgetting to close the door of the official Ministry of Housinge van. He was in a pleasant wood, riddled with potential disasters.
And then he saw it. The house was pink. The house was made of food. Food that would potentially collapse at the first sign of even a trickle. The foundation was poor and the garage lopsided. The walls were barely held together! Not to mention that gingerbread houses were simply not possible. They quite blatantly violated the Materials Code, section 2, which clearly states that any abode constructed with or coated in a food product of any kind must be no larger than 3 feet in height and must not be used for the purpose of dwelling in.
The owner of this "house" was in for a stern talking to, and most certainly would be assigned a fine of some kind.
Straightening his bowtie and his official Ministry of Housinge nametag and adjusting his glasses, he walked purposefully to what he presumed was the door of this atrocity and knocked, putting his monogrammed handkerchief over his fist.
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Eambar :: Approaching Numenor
Five days after setting course for Numenor, Vader had a startling revelation. "Ai, ai! We cannot overthrow the corrupt Counselor Palpatine with only this small submarine's crew! Random Henchman, set course for Lindon!"
Random Henchman glared malevolently at Lord Vader. "But we are only five minutes from Romenna, the eastern port of Numenor... making Lindon five days away."
Vader threw his fanny pack with fabulous party accessories at Random Henchman. "Thou fool. We cannot save the King from Counselor Palpatine's evil grip without Elven reinforcements. We must implore aid from the Elvenqueen Daerorchalmeluirin, or else we should all perish! Remember, Random Henchman: I am the Literate of Literates, and my counsels are supreme. Now go! Go now, and set our course for Lindon!"
Random Henchman mumbled for a bit, gazed at Numenor through the periscope, and then changed course.
Vader, meanwhile, decided to walk in Eambar's Imperial Garden. Yes, submarines can have Imperial Gardens! They can! Vader likes his shruberries, Eruspammit!
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Eambar
Francis was in a strawberry field where the air smelled of bubblegum and tasted of the sweetest candy. Standing up and looking behind would give Francis a full view of a lemon gumdrop tree and mountains that sparkled with what could only be sugar. What flowed down from these mountains was questionable, but judging from the way it flowed, a chocolate of the best quality meandered its way through the valley of lollipops.
Then, just as happiness had descended upon the Steward, a great cloud drifted in front of the sun, and all of the land's beauty was blocked from sight. It then entered into Francis' mind that perhaps it wasn't a cloud in the sun, but a cloud of the brain.
The next things that the Steward viewed and felt were the leafy green leaves of a shrubbery, and a cold and hard ground over which Francis' was painfully lying.
Where am I? was Francis' first thought, then, I don't know how I am. Wait, that makes no sense. I am Francis the Faithful. And I am Steward to Lord Vader. I don't know where I am and why I am here. These are the only problems.
Vader's footfalls were unmistakeable things, and Francis could never forget them. Vader's presense was promising. He might have answers. Francis sprung into action, scanning the area for his Lord. Spotting him, the Steward moved hastily to approach him.
"My Lord!" Francis began with an uncomfortable flourish, "I have somehow found myself here and I do not know how or why or where I am. I have been through much, but remember little. If you will allow me, I will recount my tale to you."
Not waiting for Vader to give him permission, Francis continued, "I was in a wonderful land where the trees grew gumdrops and the rivers flowed lazily with the richest chocolate. The air was abuzz and tasted sweet. This was strange in itself, but what was to come was stranger. I seemed to fall and lose myself. A profound truth and the meaning of existence was revealed to me as I was awash in overwhelming love and compassion...
And then I woke up here. And I think there's a bug in my teeth." Francis frowned.
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