Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But their all leaky and all sink to the bottom of the ocean, never to be found again because a giant squid ate them all.

*stabs her self for what she's about to say* I wish I could stay in my dress forever.. crying (God I hate embracing my inner chick)  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, but I get to take pictures!! *holds up camera*

*is excited about your embrace-ism (?)*

I wish that people would stop using me for entertainment...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. but then the people get angry from the lack of entertainment and chase you out of town.

I wish the pictures that Candy took all come to me so I can give to the few people who are allowed to see.

And Saturday's pictures will be posted on my profile XD But I'll put links on here in case you guys are to lazy to visit my damn profile  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted....after I photoshop them to make you look like Britney Spears....

KYAHHH!!! *goes into girly squealing....again. glomps....again.*

I wish that I could understand what is wrong with me.... (when the hell have I ever been this girly?....WAIT....I CAN PASS MY TEST THEN, CAN'T I?!?! HOLY FRICK!!!)  

[Zahzi]

Granted. You're losing your sanity!

I Wish I had a pet shark so I can feed idiots to it...  

[BlackCandy705]

I had sanity?

Granted, but one idiot gives the shark indegestion and he pukes all over you. (EEEEWWW SHARK PUKE!!!)  

[Zahzi]

Ah, I meant to say Insanity...

I grant your invisable wish, but then I blow up whatever it was with C4!!

I wish I had a mop, now...  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, but the mop breaks and all you have left is a stick.

I wish that my legs weren't so sore...*whimpers*...  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But all we have left as an option is amputation...

I wish I had an unpopable seed of popcorn!  

[BlackCandy705]

EEEP!!! NO!! I NEED MY LEGS!!!

Granted, but it's stolen by a gypsie.

I wish that I didn't have any homework today...  

[Zahzi]

Granted...It's.All.Due.NOW!!

I wish I had some Vikadyn for my last surgury... sad  

[BlackCandy705]

WHAT?!?! NO!!

Granted, but you overdose AND DIE!! HOW ABOUT THAT!!!

I wish that-woah wait a minute. You had surgery? WHEN!? WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME THIS?!?  

[Zahzi]

Granted...Surgury to fix my foot after I had kicked a window open to escape from a rather fatal car-crash in water...
...Now to corrupt it...
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It was your family's car...
(But it really did happen...My mother swerved to dodge a tree someone had put on the middle of the road....It was actually the ******** scent-tag-thing hanging from her windshield...I'm not going to say anything about her...But for ******** sake...)

I wish I had been driving with my brother...  

[BlackCandy705]

*eye twitches* You....didn't....TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!?! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!!!! *shakes the s**t out of you* YOU DON'T GO KEEPING THINGS LIKE THAT TO YOURSELF!!! DID YOU NOT SEE THE FIGHT I HAD WITH KUNO ABOUT THIS STUFF?! oh wait, you didn't.... BUT YOU DON'T GO DOING THAT!!!! *hisses*

Your wish is granted, but I hijack the car and punch you in the mouth.

I wish you would have mentioned this earlier....dammit....  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But I probabally would have gone on, and on about how crappy my mothers driving is...

I wish I hadn't had that doctor who thought everything was perfect...*Eye twitches violently*