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 Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:45 pm
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari LOL! There were people in school who would say things or do things for shock value. They never got it from me. ^_~ someone threw a cherry bomb at me at school...it blew up on near my shoulder...i couldnt hear out my right ear for like 2 days...i wuznt shocked...jst pissed...nvr did find the ******** that did it... I once had a girl come up to me and say, "I joined Black Mass when I was a Freshman." and all I did was listen. She was saying all sorts of things. As a matter of fact, she told me the things she wasn't suppose to tell those who aren't in Black Mass. And she was getting irritated that I didn't really care. Black Mass?....i have no idea wut that is.... Black Mass is a local Vampire cult. There's a covonent a few miles down the street from our place. Weird things happen every Sunday. And the part that really sucks is that they steal our animals sometimes. Nutmeg had a litter of puppies. Four of them. I woke up one morning and found Meg crying next to four dead puppies. Turns out the covonent needed innocent blood, so they took it from my new puppies by cutting their arteries and draining their blood. Damn bastards. Nutmeg was so depressed that she stopped eating and I was turned in for animal cruelty. ME! Mean to animals? Especially Nutmeg, the greatest pet a person could ask for! um you do know you call the police in that situation especially when you have probable suspisions that it wuz the local vampire cult...puppies dont slit their own arteries....
The sheriff came and told me to keep locks and barbwire on the fence. However.........my horse uses that fence to scratch his chin. Not smart with the barbwire. |
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:50 pm
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Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari I once had a girl come up to me and say, "I joined Black Mass when I was a Freshman." and all I did was listen. She was saying all sorts of things. As a matter of fact, she told me the things she wasn't suppose to tell those who aren't in Black Mass. And she was getting irritated that I didn't really care. Black Mass?....i have no idea wut that is.... Black Mass is a local Vampire cult. There's a covonent a few miles down the street from our place. Weird things happen every Sunday. And the part that really sucks is that they steal our animals sometimes. Nutmeg had a litter of puppies. Four of them. I woke up one morning and found Meg crying next to four dead puppies. Turns out the covonent needed innocent blood, so they took it from my new puppies by cutting their arteries and draining their blood. Damn bastards. Nutmeg was so depressed that she stopped eating and I was turned in for animal cruelty. ME! Mean to animals? Especially Nutmeg, the greatest pet a person could ask for! um you do know you call the police in that situation especially when you have probable suspisions that it wuz the local vampire cult...puppies dont slit their own arteries.... The sheriff came and told me to keep locks and barbwire on the fence. However.........my horse uses that fence to scratch his chin. Not smart with the barbwire.
....yea i wouldnt suggest that...thats a crime killing puppies i believe....killing animals anyways...so yea...they should have been charged with fines at the very least for cruelty to animals...you can go to jail for that....so yea....i say buy a gun and make shure to put out the word that you have more puppies....then jst wait in the bushes for them to show up and have yourself a good ole reinactment of the Blade movie......^_^ he used guns right?...eh doesnt matter.... |
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:42 am
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari I once had a girl come up to me and say, "I joined Black Mass when I was a Freshman." and all I did was listen. She was saying all sorts of things. As a matter of fact, she told me the things she wasn't suppose to tell those who aren't in Black Mass. And she was getting irritated that I didn't really care. Black Mass?....i have no idea wut that is.... Black Mass is a local Vampire cult. There's a covonent a few miles down the street from our place. Weird things happen every Sunday. And the part that really sucks is that they steal our animals sometimes. Nutmeg had a litter of puppies. Four of them. I woke up one morning and found Meg crying next to four dead puppies. Turns out the covonent needed innocent blood, so they took it from my new puppies by cutting their arteries and draining their blood. Damn bastards. Nutmeg was so depressed that she stopped eating and I was turned in for animal cruelty. ME! Mean to animals? Especially Nutmeg, the greatest pet a person could ask for! um you do know you call the police in that situation especially when you have probable suspisions that it wuz the local vampire cult...puppies dont slit their own arteries.... The sheriff came and told me to keep locks and barbwire on the fence. However.........my horse uses that fence to scratch his chin. Not smart with the barbwire. ....yea i wouldnt suggest that...thats a crime killing puppies i believe....killing animals anyways...so yea...they should have been charged with fines at the very least for cruelty to animals...you can go to jail for that....so yea....i say buy a gun and make shure to put out the word that you have more puppies....then jst wait in the bushes for them to show up and have yourself a good ole reinactment of the Blade movie......^_^ he used guns right?...eh doesnt matter....
I live out in the middle of the Meth Capitol of California (that's no lie, either). There's a guy who breeds tigers seven miles off from my place, another guy who has REALLY mean dogs, wolf owners next door, a meth lab down the street, and to add the cherry on the sunday, there's a vampire cult that meets up around here. NO s**t, I HAVE A GUN! I've used it a few times to.
The neighbor thought he could get away with letting his damn wolf bear my Kuzco. I taught that guy a lesson. He tried to sue me too..... |
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:57 am
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Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Black Mass is a local Vampire cult. There's a covonent a few miles down the street from our place. Weird things happen every Sunday. And the part that really sucks is that they steal our animals sometimes. Nutmeg had a litter of puppies. Four of them. I woke up one morning and found Meg crying next to four dead puppies. Turns out the covonent needed innocent blood, so they took it from my new puppies by cutting their arteries and draining their blood. Damn bastards. Nutmeg was so depressed that she stopped eating and I was turned in for animal cruelty. ME! Mean to animals? Especially Nutmeg, the greatest pet a person could ask for! um you do know you call the police in that situation especially when you have probable suspisions that it wuz the local vampire cult...puppies dont slit their own arteries.... The sheriff came and told me to keep locks and barbwire on the fence. However.........my horse uses that fence to scratch his chin. Not smart with the barbwire. ....yea i wouldnt suggest that...thats a crime killing puppies i believe....killing animals anyways...so yea...they should have been charged with fines at the very least for cruelty to animals...you can go to jail for that....so yea....i say buy a gun and make shure to put out the word that you have more puppies....then jst wait in the bushes for them to show up and have yourself a good ole reinactment of the Blade movie......^_^ he used guns right?...eh doesnt matter.... I live out in the middle of the Meth Capitol of California (that's no lie, either). There's a guy who breeds tigers seven miles off from my place, another guy who has REALLY mean dogs, wolf owners next door, a meth lab down the street, and to add the cherry on the sunday, there's a vampire cult that meets up around here. NO s**t, I HAVE A GUN! I've used it a few times to. The neighbor thought he could get away with letting his damn wolf bear my Kuzco. I taught that guy a lesson. He tried to sue me too.....
do you know the members of this Vampire Cult?
if you do i say buy some dry cement then fill their gas tanks with it.
now thats funni.
"WTF?! It says im full! Why am i not moving!"
^_^ it works...ive done it. the gauge will always read full and it ******** the engine! |
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:10 pm
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Black Mass is a local Vampire cult. There's a covonent a few miles down the street from our place. Weird things happen every Sunday. And the part that really sucks is that they steal our animals sometimes. Nutmeg had a litter of puppies. Four of them. I woke up one morning and found Meg crying next to four dead puppies. Turns out the covonent needed innocent blood, so they took it from my new puppies by cutting their arteries and draining their blood. Damn bastards. Nutmeg was so depressed that she stopped eating and I was turned in for animal cruelty. ME! Mean to animals? Especially Nutmeg, the greatest pet a person could ask for! um you do know you call the police in that situation especially when you have probable suspisions that it wuz the local vampire cult...puppies dont slit their own arteries.... The sheriff came and told me to keep locks and barbwire on the fence. However.........my horse uses that fence to scratch his chin. Not smart with the barbwire. ....yea i wouldnt suggest that...thats a crime killing puppies i believe....killing animals anyways...so yea...they should have been charged with fines at the very least for cruelty to animals...you can go to jail for that....so yea....i say buy a gun and make shure to put out the word that you have more puppies....then jst wait in the bushes for them to show up and have yourself a good ole reinactment of the Blade movie......^_^ he used guns right?...eh doesnt matter.... I live out in the middle of the Meth Capitol of California (that's no lie, either). There's a guy who breeds tigers seven miles off from my place, another guy who has REALLY mean dogs, wolf owners next door, a meth lab down the street, and to add the cherry on the sunday, there's a vampire cult that meets up around here. NO s**t, I HAVE A GUN! I've used it a few times to. The neighbor thought he could get away with letting his damn wolf bear my Kuzco. I taught that guy a lesson. He tried to sue me too..... do you know the members of this Vampire Cult? if you do i say buy some dry cement then fill their gas tanks with it. now thats funni. "WTF?! It says im full! Why am i not moving!" ^_^ it works...ive done it. the gauge will always read full and it ******** the engine!
Now there's an idea. |
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:52 pm
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Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari The sheriff came and told me to keep locks and barbwire on the fence. However.........my horse uses that fence to scratch his chin. Not smart with the barbwire. ....yea i wouldnt suggest that...thats a crime killing puppies i believe....killing animals anyways...so yea...they should have been charged with fines at the very least for cruelty to animals...you can go to jail for that....so yea....i say buy a gun and make shure to put out the word that you have more puppies....then jst wait in the bushes for them to show up and have yourself a good ole reinactment of the Blade movie......^_^ he used guns right?...eh doesnt matter.... I live out in the middle of the Meth Capitol of California (that's no lie, either). There's a guy who breeds tigers seven miles off from my place, another guy who has REALLY mean dogs, wolf owners next door, a meth lab down the street, and to add the cherry on the sunday, there's a vampire cult that meets up around here. NO s**t, I HAVE A GUN! I've used it a few times to. The neighbor thought he could get away with letting his damn wolf bear my Kuzco. I taught that guy a lesson. He tried to sue me too..... do you know the members of this Vampire Cult? if you do i say buy some dry cement then fill their gas tanks with it. now thats funni. "WTF?! It says im full! Why am i not moving!" ^_^ it works...ive done it. the gauge will always read full and it ******** the engine! Now there's an idea.
cement will make it always read full, Sugar will corrode*sp* it, and a lit fuse will make it go boom. ^_^...unfortunately ive only done 1 and 2....havent done 3 yet... sweatdrop |
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:28 pm
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari The sheriff came and told me to keep locks and barbwire on the fence. However.........my horse uses that fence to scratch his chin. Not smart with the barbwire. ....yea i wouldnt suggest that...thats a crime killing puppies i believe....killing animals anyways...so yea...they should have been charged with fines at the very least for cruelty to animals...you can go to jail for that....so yea....i say buy a gun and make shure to put out the word that you have more puppies....then jst wait in the bushes for them to show up and have yourself a good ole reinactment of the Blade movie......^_^ he used guns right?...eh doesnt matter.... I live out in the middle of the Meth Capitol of California (that's no lie, either). There's a guy who breeds tigers seven miles off from my place, another guy who has REALLY mean dogs, wolf owners next door, a meth lab down the street, and to add the cherry on the sunday, there's a vampire cult that meets up around here. NO s**t, I HAVE A GUN! I've used it a few times to. The neighbor thought he could get away with letting his damn wolf bear my Kuzco. I taught that guy a lesson. He tried to sue me too..... do you know the members of this Vampire Cult? if you do i say buy some dry cement then fill their gas tanks with it. now thats funni. "WTF?! It says im full! Why am i not moving!" ^_^ it works...ive done it. the gauge will always read full and it ******** the engine! Now there's an idea. cement will make it always read full, Sugar will corrode*sp* it, and a lit fuse will make it go boom. ^_^...unfortunately ive only done 1 and 2....havent done 3 yet... sweatdrop
You're terrible! |
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:05 pm
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Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari Platinum_Behemoth252 Phanari I live out in the middle of the Meth Capitol of California (that's no lie, either). There's a guy who breeds tigers seven miles off from my place, another guy who has REALLY mean dogs, wolf owners next door, a meth lab down the street, and to add the cherry on the sunday, there's a vampire cult that meets up around here. NO s**t, I HAVE A GUN! I've used it a few times to. The neighbor thought he could get away with letting his damn wolf bear my Kuzco. I taught that guy a lesson. He tried to sue me too..... do you know the members of this Vampire Cult? if you do i say buy some dry cement then fill their gas tanks with it. now thats funni. "WTF?! It says im full! Why am i not moving!" ^_^ it works...ive done it. the gauge will always read full and it ******** the engine! Now there's an idea. cement will make it always read full, Sugar will corrode*sp* it, and a lit fuse will make it go boom. ^_^...unfortunately ive only done 1 and 2....havent done 3 yet... sweatdrop You're terrible!
i am? i dont think so...jst creativly nasty sometimes. ^_^ |
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Platinum_Behemoth252 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:43 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:53 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:57 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:17 pm
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