In My Pants (The Music Version)

[Gweener]

Love Lockdown in my pants.- Kanye West  

[Gweener]

If I were a Boy in my pants.- Beyonce Knowless
... then I'd be a boy.  

[ChainsawDooM]

Only in your pants. When you took them off, you might not be a boy anymore... perhaps they are some sort of magical gender-bending pants.  

[Hazumu-san]

rofl rofl  

[Hazumu-san]

Rhythm of Love in my pants - Yes  

[Hazumu-san]

The Robotech Follies in my Pants - Various  

[Gweener]

xd I didn't think about that!
I did think that it would have a bit of a different meaning if a man said it, though.  

[Gweener]

Temporary Arms in my pants.- Finger Eleven  

[PieMonster2000]

rofl Temporary pant-arms, eh?  

[ChainsawDooM]

...
"Your arms are in my pants!"
"Don't worry. This is only temporary."  

[Gweener]

rofl
Permanent arms would be a bit more alarming!  

[ChainsawDooM]

... Yes... very al-ARM- ing indeed.
Perhaps even a bit dis-ARM-ing...
... Even ch-ARM-ing.  

[Hazumu-san]

Groan! Oh the puns!

Bad! in my pants - Big Audio Dynamite  

[Gweener]

xd
I totally should have followed up the "If I were a boy" by this one:

I'm Just a Girl in my pants!- No Doubt

I still love that song.  

[ChainsawDooM]

... Which reminds me of
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman in my pants - Brittany Spears
*gags*