Pokémon Pairings (revived)

[Odango Usagi]

Gaia is being a jerk again. That's why it double-posted. stressed BTW, in case anyone was asking, um... I think I should give the "clean" definitions of these terms... "Seme" means "dominant" like Dee, and "uke" means submissive like Ryo.  

[Sui Kune]

Ahh, I get it, so an example of a "seme" would be Jessie, and an example of an "uke" would be James. (Based on their personalities, of course, imo.) Does being the dominant or submissive one depend on age or size, or personality? I personally believe it depends on personality, or even taking turns, perhaps. 3nodding  

[Aoi Hikari]

well, sometimes it's based on a pleasant mix of all those things :3  

[Odango Usagi]

I read an MST of a horrible Misty x Charmander fic. I can't post it here because that's cybering. But, I don't think anyone would want to read it anyway... gonk Maybe just the MST parts... ninja  

[Aoi Hikari]

Iiiiiiiiiiicccck, I HATE poke/human fics... here are some of the pairs I've had the unfortune to come across....

Jessie or Misty/Tentacruel or Tentacool
Jessie or Misty/Tangela
Misty/Dratini (poor little dratini!)
Ash/Pikachu (no surprise there....)
Meowth/Jessie or James (ewwww)
Brock/Vulpix ( scream stressed gonk crying )
Mewtwo/Everyone and the houndoom. That pokemon is a slut, I swear...  

[Toko Ojin]

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[Sui Kune]

Toko Ojin

Aoi Hikari

Mewtwo/Everyone and the houndoom. That pokemon is a slut, I swear...

What are these people taking, I mean, Mewtwo can't even breed, and as far as I think it should be, it has no mouth or genitals either so that is impossible. Now if you are looking for the true pok魯n slut it's ditto. I mean there is nothing that breeds that ditto won't *censored for the children*! eek

Yeah, no kidding. eek Would be very creepy if a Ditto could transform into a person, wouldn't it? heehee, I remember this drawing a member on these boards I used to go to, of a Ditto with a pimp hat. X3 I find that awfully fitting.
As for creepy/bad fics, I once read one (or a couple, I can't remember) that completely made me turn away from fic-reading for a few years. I believe in one, a couch of all things falls on top of Ash and Misty....in another, Ash was a total canon-sue, which is one of the most annoying things since the Mary-Sue. stare